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lol.gif posted on 4-7-2007 at 01:41 PM
Uno de pepito


La maestra en el salón de clases le dice a sus alumnos:
– A ver niños, díganme qué parte de mi cuerpo les gusta más, y yo les voy a adivinar qué es lo que van a ser cuando sean grandes. A ver Juanito, ¿qué te gusta más de mi cuerpo?
“Su pelo, maestra”, responde el niño.
– Entonces tú vas a ser peluquero cuando seas grande. A ver Luisito, a ti, ¿qué te gusta más de mi cuerpo?
“Sus ojos, maestra”.
– ¡Ahhh!, entonces tú vas a ser oculista, Luisito. A ver Diego, ¿y a ti?
“A mí me gustan sus dientes, maestra”.
– Muy bien, entonces tú serás dentista cuando seas grande, Diego. A ver Pepito, ahora dime tú lo que más te gusta de mí.
“Yo para qué le digo maestra, acabo de descubrir que quiero ser lechero”.
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[*] posted on 4-7-2007 at 01:56 PM


Cool! You must have gotten that from a D.F. website. I always remember going to the Peluquero for a haircut when I lived there.

When I came to the Frontera, I was surprised to see "Barbero" signs on the barbershops. I had always known barbero as a term for "flatterer", someone who "le hace la barba" or "chucks you under the chin" i.e.; pays you excessive compliments as a way of conning you out of something.




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[*] posted on 4-7-2007 at 02:15 PM
Terminacion ero


The latest one I heard was in reference to the guy that does the border wait report, el reporte de garitas es el "Garitero":lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 4-7-2007 at 09:50 PM
what about Culeroooooooo


this one is for socker fans



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