Oso
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Location: on da border
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One for Ferna
A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy were eying a hot chick from across a bar.
She notices them looking at her, so she walks up to them.
She says, " I want a man that's smart. Use the words LIVER and CHEESE in one sentence. "
The black guy goes " I love to eat liver and cheese. "
The white guy goes " I like to cook liver and cheese. "
The Mexican guy goes up to the girl and tells the guys " liver alone, cheese mine!!"
All my childhood I wanted to be older. Now I\'m older and this chitn sucks.
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Osprey
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Oso, a Mexican, Frenchman, Italian apply for a job in London. The interviewer says "In your best English use the words Green, Yellow and Pink in a
sentence.
The Frenchman "I wake up in the morning, see the green grass, the yellow sun and I watch The Pink Panther on TV"
The Italian "I wake up in the morning, eat a green pepper, drink some yellow juice, hope I will see a pink day"
The Mexican "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone, Green, Green, I pink it up, I say yellow!"
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fdt
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Registered: 9-7-2003
Location: Tijuana, Baja California
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A well informed Baja California traveler is a smart Baja California traveler!
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osoflojo
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I wont embarass myself by doing this in Spanish:
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual.
What do you call someone who speaks only one language?
pin**e Gringo.
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Bajagypsy
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Registered: 8-31-2006
Location: BahÃa Asuncion BCS
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FARASHA
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