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[*] posted on 5-24-2007 at 09:20 PM
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I was told there is a program the government is doing now that is sort of a fastrack for Mexican citizenship process at a cost of around $500.00 U.S. Anyone else heard agout this.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 07:56 AM


Why, hell yes there is. In fact I'm a licensed, bonded and completely trustworthy agent of the Mexican government, with all authority to grant citizenship to anybody I deem worthy.
And, today is your lucky day 'cause we're having a sale on "worthyness."
I'll U2U my address and the moment I receive 350 dollars in coin of the realm, is the moment you become a Mexican in good standing. You'll even be able to vote. Now, won't that be fun?
Remember, the key to the door of citizenship is CASH.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 08:06 AM


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Remember, the key to the door of citizenship is CASH.


maybe some sort of prisoner exchange program.....

12 million illegals for .........several hundred thousand
U.S. Citizens........




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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 03:39 PM


Well I did not realize it was that stupid of question:But thought I would ask. I will not ask any more questions thanks for the sincere responce.

[Edited on 5-25-2007 by Smoke]
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 03:53 PM


Any question is a good question. Some of the answers you get may be stupid though.

You can take the test (other have done it without speaking spanish and passed) for way less than 500.00 us. You can get nationalized that way.




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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:23 PM


Hey there bajabird ----

Do your homework before present your nonsense.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:25 PM


what about Bosnian citizenship...? do you get an ox?



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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:29 PM


Hey, Dennis! Aren't you going for dual citizenship?
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:35 PM


Yes!! Thats your incentive to immigrate to wonderful Bosnia.
It may be a bit disconcerting but, that ox has to be collected by you, in a cart, as the Russians have shot it about a thousand times when it got in the cross-fire of civilians.
Still tastey if you smoke it.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:38 PM


Hey BB ------

Probably so but, Im still trying to figure out the one I was born with.

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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:51 PM


Smoke

No shortcuts, FM-3, FM-2 4 years then wait patiently like I am. Approx. $200 year. If someone tells you they know a lawyer that can get it for you I can refer you to a couple of people that paid mucho dinero to send the lawyer to Mexico City, and other expenses after more than one year Nada!!!!!!!!!! Forget It. If you would like the info on the Mexican Attorney that can do this U2U me.

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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 05:51 PM


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Any question is a good question. Some of the answers you get may be stupid though.

You can take the test (other have done it without speaking spanish and passed) for way less than 500.00 us. You can get nationalized that way.

Does morality mean anything to you? This board is not about promoting bribery...would you condone this in the US? you should check your class meter. I am sure it is running on empty.




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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 07:41 PM
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http://www.sre.gob.mx/english/
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 08:11 PM


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Originally posted by Smoke
Well I did not realize it was that stupid of question:But thought I would ask. I will not ask any more questions thanks for the sincere responce.

[Edited on 5-25-2007 by Smoke]


Smoke, it wasn't a stupid question...it was an honest question you asked...it was a totally sarcastic & stupid first response you received!!!! Go to the URL tehag provided. It is possible to apply for citizenship; it is possible to apply before you've had an FM3 for 5 years; I've heard both good & bad experiences with the process. But from everything I've heard it is a costly process closer to $5,000 than $500.

For the record, I didn't read that you were trying to pay ("prompting bribery") -$500 under the table to obtain citizenship...I just thought you'd been mis-informed about the actual cost of a legitimate & definitely under-publicized process.

You'll learn fast that there are a few rude smart asses on here, but the majority are nice, thoughtful & helpful people. This is an awesome site, please don't judge the entire site by the first response you received!! Unfortunately, occasionally you'll have to sift through some BS to get to the viable information.:bounce:
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 08:46 PM


Quote:
Originally posted by Smoke
Well I did not realize it was that stupid of question:But thought I would ask. I will not ask any more questions thanks for the sincere responce.

[Edited on 5-25-2007 by Smoke]


No it's a good question. I've been curious myself and have even heard something about it.
Do you have an FM3? That's a good place to start.
If you want to hang around this board you'll need a sense of humor and try not to take it or youself to seriously. Eventually you'll get the info you need.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 09:05 PM


Smoke ----

Didn't mean to offend you with a little early morning humor but it was there for a reason........ to say that there will be somebody there to take your money whenever you're ready to part with it.
Didn't realize that you, or that long leg person would have such a problem with that.
For you, in the future, I'll keep it simple.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 09:19 PM


It is good to know Dennis is not representative of most of the people who post on this site. I probably did overreact to his sarcasm .We are working on FM-3 now in Los Barriles . Some friends who have property in Baja Sur told us about the possibility of skipping the FM 3, FM2 process and they were going to check in to it. After reading the posts on this site for a couple of months now I knew there was a lot of knowledge and experience out there ergo my post.
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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 09:40 PM


Quote:
Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
Quote:
Originally posted by Smoke
Well I did not realize it was that stupid of question:But thought I would ask. I will not ask any more questions thanks for the sincere responce.

[Edited on 5-25-2007 by Smoke]


Smoke, it wasn't a stupid question...it was an honest question you asked...it was a totally sarcastic & stupid first response you received!!!! Go to the URL tehag provided. It is possible to apply for citizenship; it is possible to apply before you've had an FM3 for 5 years; I've heard both good & bad experiences with the process. But from everything I've heard it is a costly process closer to $5,000 than $500.

For the record, I didn't read that you were trying to pay ("prompting bribery") -$500 under the table to obtain citizenship...I just thought you'd been mis-informed about the actual cost of a legitimate & definitely under-publicized process.

You'll learn fast that there are a few rude smart asses on here, but the majority are nice, thoughtful & helpful people. This is an awesome site, please don't judge the entire site by the first response you received!! Unfortunately, occasionally you'll have to sift through some BS to get to the viable information.:bounce:

I have not read the entire site yet (I will), but since you must have...please enlighten us. I hope you are not referring to:

http://www.sre.gob.mx/english/services/nationality/1g.htm

"This certificate is issued to foreigners who can demonstrate that they have made an outstanding cultural, social, scientific, technical, artistic, sports- or business-related contribution to Mexico that benefits the nation and who can demonstrate that they have been living in Mexico for the two years immediately prior to the date of their naturalization application."
I would have trouble choking down a $5000 payment above or below the board to a lawyer as outstanding benefit to the Mexican people...please feel free to enlighen us what the $5000 would cover if it is not a bribe.




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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 09:45 PM


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It is good to know Dennis is not representative of most of the people who post on this site. I probably did overreact to his sarcasm .We are working on FM-3 now in Los Barriles . Some friends who have property in Baja Sur told us about the possibility of skipping the FM 3, FM2 process and they were going to check in to it. After reading the posts on this site for a couple of months now I knew there was a lot of knowledge and experience out there ergo my post.


To you I will apologize, because you MAY have thought your $500.00 Question was not a question of bribery. I have my doubts though.




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[*] posted on 5-25-2007 at 09:54 PM


Al G, you are welcome to your doubts. I am very new to the processes involved for citizenship, I thought I explained pretty well in my last post what motivated the question.
Have a nice evening.
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