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EMAM
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I'm curious as to what one must do to get banned from a church? Aside from attending with a Maryln Mansion shirt on
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soulpatch
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| Quote: | Originally posted by EMAM
Maryln Mansion |
Mansion?
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soulpatch
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Consider her saved!
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Al G
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Since I am not her husband....I can be a little more risque.
Hot Tamale
You said she was not gringa so I hope this is not viewed as an insult...it is a compliment.
As for the church thing...I don't have to go. I have a Christian Church on the lot next door...so I get all I want 3-4 times a week and drum practice
the other days
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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durrelllrobert
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| Quote: | Originally posted by bajaeng
Anyone have some suggestions for a user name for her? |
iam_engwife
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DENNIS
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You already called her "Spicy." That sounds good.
Then again, "Hey you" may work in your house. One never knows.
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oldjack
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JoanofBaja.... that covers a lot of personalities............
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DENNIS
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I voted in the poll just to see the results. I, and many others here I'm sure, know less than nothing about the "church" in question. It sounds as
though it has a story worth telling here, other than hellfire and damnation.
Fill us in, please.
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bancoduo
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Next to Gulls casita near the dairy
http://www.rbcfchurch.com/home.aspx
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DENNIS
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Thanks Duo. I wonder if somebody can give us the inside scoop. How does one go about being banned etc. You know, thrown out of "Gods House."
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backninedan
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Anyone banned from a church is my kind of person, please have her join us.
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vandenberg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
Thanks Duo. I wonder if somebody can give us the inside scoop. How does one go about being banned etc. You know, thrown out of "Gods House."
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Maybe by wearing a turban. 
And BTW, maybe just "BANNED" is a good moniker
[Edited on 2-19-2008 by vandenberg]
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Lee
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What's in the name?
Met a girl at the Front Desk of Baja Cactus, El Rosario, and she said her name was ''Juicy.'' I said I beg your pardon? Never met anyone named
Juicy.
So, that's my nomination.
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MrBillM
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Banned for Banging
I have an ex-wife back in Georgia who was banned from whichever Racist Baptist Church she was attending at the time. She and one of the (married)
Church Elders were caught doing the dirty in a backroom of the Church. Another in a long list of her amours.
It appears that isn't what was meant by Loving your Neighbor.
Coincidentally, I'm in an especially good mood today because of her.
I was talking with my youngest son back in GA last night and he mentioned that his mother (who I haven't seen in over 30 years) had fallen and broken
her ankle on an icy walkway. Broken so bad that it required pins and screws. That Didn't bring the smile. It was when he said that
her weight had made the mishap worse. I asked "weight, how much does she weigh ?" 300 pounds for the last few years. That's had
me smiling ever since. There was a gal who was obsessive about weight, starving herself when I thought she looked too thin already. The vision of
her 300 pound bulk in a wheelchair is just too sweet. I was tempted to ask my son for a photo. I still may.
Adding a little spice to the bounty was the knowledge that her husband (the dirty dog she was caught with) now has Parkinson's Disease. Picture that
pair.
GOD does work in mysterious ways.
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vandenberg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by MrBillM
I have an ex-wife back in Georgia who was banned from whichever Racist Baptist Church she was attending at the time. She and one of the (married)
Church Elders were caught doing the dirty in a backroom of the Church. Another in a long list of her amours.
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Well, you old coot,
Don't you realize that the old girl was missing more then just morals.
Below par performance on your part.
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Al G
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MrBill...It seems a number (big) of us have had the wife from hell...my first wife of 8 years pounded me for 20+ years...and I don't care who thinks
I am the worst human being ever, but the day I found out she overdosed and died...I had the biggest party and have not been that happy since...
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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MrBillM
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Failing Expectations
Al G Understands. Comrades in misery past.
As to Vberg's comment, thankfully, my Georgia Peach saved me from all self-doubt AND from the unsaid accusations from HER friends. She did so by
running through guys at a pace not usually enjoyed by non-professionals. BEFORE we separated for good, she had moved through three and once back in
Georgia, my son tells me the number of "Uncles" she brought home was staggering. His childhood left him with mixed emotions made worse by the fact
that too many people have told him that he's the spitting image of one of her other "friends" at the time we were dating.
Yes, Al, it is a great feeling. The final affirmation. I couldn't feel any better if she did die. Well, maybe a little.
Too late, I thought of a great line and had to call my son back.
I asked if she was still a Baptist. Yes. I said that after her mate became ill, I thought they might have become Shakers. I'm sure he'll pass it
on.
Life is good. Well, better, anyway.
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gibson
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somebody did somebody wrong in a church!!?? who knew!
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Iflyfish
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bandeh? A good Canadian version
banda Feminine form of band
bandana A woman named ana who was banned
abanda A feminine form or an abandoned, no, this isn't working
bandaide A person who helps someone banned.
blisted That of course is a person who has been placed on the banned list
Thats all for now folks, no thanks on the dinner if you choose one of these cheap options.
Iflyfish
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Iflyfish
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I did get kicked out of Catachism class once for giving a host to my hungry brother without the proper pronouncements.....also once kicked out of
Religion class in Prep School for saying that the bible came from; Inspiration as well as from Virgins, was supposed to say Versions, goes to show
where my head was at. These things happen. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi
Iflyfish
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