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Pompano
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SHERLOCK HOLMES in 'THE CASE OF THE TRACKS'
IDENTIFYING FOOTPRINTS AND TRACKING WITH SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON
...We'll start our mystery with these footprints outside the motorhome door.
"We know whose feet belong to these prints, right, Watson?"
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"An easy one, Holmes...obviously these fellows are the culprits...Raccoons!"
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AND STILL MORE TRACKS....
"Come along, Watson. We must hurry - The games afoot."
"I say, Holmes, old chap. It appears you've found the quarry. Pardon my Ogling."
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"Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary..and I may Ogle myself a bit."
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"INDEED HOLMES, and might I add....EXEMPLARY!! GOOD OGLING!!..WOO-WOO!"
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"Don't ogle, Watson. I've found yet another unique set of tracks. We're are hot on the scent, so to speak. The time for all this Ogling is
Over."
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(for Ogling viewers)
CLUES = 2 in this post
[Edited on 12-5-2008 by Pompano]
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TMW
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Excellent deductions Holmes.
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Barry A.
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Ahhhhhhhh, South Mission Beach--------such nice views there.
Excellent "tracking", what???
Barry
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I say, Holmes! Indeed there is Hope, Faith and ....um....Chastity(?)...no, no, no...it's Charity. This old heel has been kept on his toes, following
the trail that is afoot herewith.
A charitable visual has been kicked my way. Soon I will be trekking through San Diego, where print after print leads to all-blond thong barers. Eye
candy for we bloodshot, shoeshod soles. 
Raconteurs (or is that, Racoonteers?)unite! The search continues, with tongue properly tucked and laced up tight. Onward!.........
[Edited on 11-29-2008 by toneart]
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toneart
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Pompano,
Sorry, I seemed to have killed your string, and it had such a wonderful start. My own advice to anybody, regarding my puns, is "Don't encourage me."
Obviously they are way ahead of me, and smarter too. 
Well, I will encourage you!....... MORE! 
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Pompano
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TONY....I SENT HER YOUR WAY. SHE WILL BE THERE SOON, I PROMISE.
She's a fast walker, but just in case...keep an eye out on Highway 1...she likes the beach.
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P.S. I gave her your cellphone number and she's calling you now, I believe.
p.s.p.s. This last photo in not a clue, just another chance to Ogle.
[Edited on 12-4-2008 by Pompano]
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Pomp: where does she put the phone when she's not talking on it?
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Santiago, Santiago, Santiago.... Who lets watch and see 
[Edited on 11-30-2008 by Russ]
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Is this "evebabe?"
Udo
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toneart
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St. Santiago,
I believe her left hand (in the last photo) is in the 'ready to stash' position.
| Quote: | Originally posted by Santiago
Pomp: where does she put the phone when she's not talking on it? |
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Keen eye Tony...
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Santiago
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Silly me, of course, she'll never stop talking....
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Pompano
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Tony..that 'ready to stash' position is a learned habit.
| Quote: | Originally posted by toneart
St. Santiago,
I believe her left hand (in the last photo) is in the 'ready to stash' position.
| Quote: | Originally posted by Santiago
Pomp: where does she put the phone when she's not talking on it? |
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she got it from her mother......Oh God, I'm in trouble again for this one...
THIS PHOTO IS NOT A CLUE BY ITSELF, JUST ANOTHER CHANCE TO ..OGLE.
[Edited on 12-4-2008 by Pompano]
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Pomp: did you just post a photo of your daughter/neice/grand-daughter scratching her behind on the internet??? You are in trouble.
Oops - I didn't mean to imply that the model is your daughter AND neice AND grand-daughter - you know - the "Chinatown" thingy. I meant "OR".
Really.
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Pompano
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"BY JOVE, WATSON, A NEW SET OF TRACKS!"
| Quote: | Originally posted by Santiago
Pomp: did you just post a photo of your daughter/neice/grand-daughter scratching her behind on the internet??? You are in trouble.
Oops - I didn't mean to imply that the model is your daughter AND neice AND grand-daughter - you know - the "Chinatown" thingy. I meant "OR".
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Santiago..I covered MY tracks. Please note that I never showed a clear face for indentification or gave out Tony's actual address.
I admit to having a few neices and two granddaughters. After that I plead the Fifth Amendment and hopefully will survive this thread.
Meet my favorite 'neice': I call her Peanuts and she is very important to this investigation. She may present us with a clue.
"Watson, this set of 'rails' is most interesting. What do your eyes tell you?"
CLUES = 2 IN THIS POST
[Edited on 12-5-2008 by Pompano]
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A train got David K
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Well, I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in. Given that poor woman's train-to-Helena plight, I deduce that my condition is
certainly not swollen. Now, as for my head condition, some have said it is a bit swollen. I can't imagine why they would say that.
Pomp, your girlfriend "Peanuts" is one ugly broad. I bet you found her in Georgia.
Sorry I haven't thanked you sooner for sending the thong blond to me. As you British Richards full well know, a good excuse is, I have been
working, ahem, under cover. 
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| Quote: | Originally posted by bajaguy
A train got David K |
Looks like a spot along the mighty Columbia.
Maybe he jumped into the river ?? 
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If the next clue is the picture of Mrs. Kier holding up the two corbina again I'll be very disappointed.
[Edited on 12-2-2008 by Skipjack Joe]
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Pompano
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My dear Igor...Watson and I have cleared David K's mother of any culpability.. in this current affair of the cap at least. Any opinion we may have on
her possible malevovent peripherial actions will not affect our investigations here.
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