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[*] posted on 2-22-2009 at 09:12 AM
EL VIEJITO SABIO


Iba un viejito por el bosque cuando de pronto escuchó a sus pies una débil voz. Se agachó y descubrió que quien le hablaba era una ranita:
- Soy una princesa hermosa, erótica y sensual,
diestra en todos los placeres de la carne y el amor.
La reina mala, envidiosa de mis encantos, me convirtió en rana,
pero sí me das un beso, volveré a ser quien era
y te daré todos los goces y deleites que mi voluptuoso temperamento
y mi ardiente concupiscencia pueden producir.

El viejito levanta la rana y se la echa en el bolsillo.
Asoma la ranita la cabeza y le pregunta muy desconcertada:
- ¿Qué? ¿No me vas a besar?
- ¡Por supuesto que no,! -Respondió el viejecito.
- A mi edad es más divertido tener una rana que habla, que una pïnche vieja loca maniática sexual

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[*] posted on 2-22-2009 at 09:59 AM


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[*] posted on 2-23-2009 at 12:33 PM


An old man with a frog in his pocket - sounds like the starting line for a whole new series of jokes....
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