baitcast
Super Nomad
Posts: 1785
Registered: 8-31-2003
Location: kingman AZ.
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Mood: good
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Fishing junkie
Yes I admit it I am and have been a fishing junkie all my life, this affliction has cost me dearly from the beginning to this day.
I have worn out two wives in the process, spent untold amounts of money that I didn't have!
I warned both wives about my problem before we signed the agreement,both told me "don't worry about it sweetheart I can handle it" neither had any idea what they were getting into.
My first wife is in rehab as we speak, the second is hanging on by the skin of her teeth,she is 14 years my junior but never has been able to
keep up with me.
So now I spend my time reading your reports and b-tching or so she tells me but this weekend we are headed for the mountains for a few
days,its cooler and hopefully the trout will be biting and I can dream about those big Roosters and all will be well.
Rob
Anyone can catch fish in a boat but only \"El Pescador Grande\" can get them from the beach.
I hope when my time comes the old man will let me bring my rod and the water will be warm and clear.
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Udo
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6342
Registered: 4-26-2008
Location: Black Hills, SD/Ensenada/San Felipe
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Mood: TEQUILA!
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Take a look at www.bigwatersedge.com
Lots of fishing junkies there with lots of stories.
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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Osprey
Ultra Nomad
Posts: 3694
Registered: 5-23-2004
Location: Baja Ca. Sur
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For professionals
Baitcast, you are obviously an amateur fisherman.
Here's good news for professionals.
Gar Un Teed Fishing System
Warning
For Professionals Only
This system is not for the casual angler. It is not some cheap new gadget or lure that claims to entice more fish to bite. The system is for
Professionals Only. The price of the system is $2,100 U.S. and consists of a set of 10 CDs, 7 fishing devices (lures), 3 pieces of fishing equipment,
10 nautical maps, 3 reference books and 120 Fish Oil Capsules. All of the components will include free shipping in the U.S. and Mexico, are
water-proof and glow in the dark.
Most of our clients are big time tournament players who buy almost every new product that comes out to enhance their chances of winning (catching
fish). Now is a very good time to buy because we are thinking about raising our prices to get more money from rich, spoiled Bisbee types around the
world.
The system unlocks the mysteries of salt water fishing like no other program in the world. You will learn the answers to so many questions it will
have your head spinning.
1. What is water temperature and why should I care about that?
2. What is salinity index and why shouldn’t I care about it?
3. Just what, if anything, does plankton and phytoplankton have to do with fishing?
4. Why must I learn the Mayan language to read the book about tides?
5. Why do I have to take fish oil capsules?
6. How can I avoid doing the six months of fishing muscle exercises?
7. Why should I learn culling by long-line release?
8. What is a soft gaff?
9. Where can I buy oxyacetylene for the program’s line splicer? Won’t the airlines have some restrictions on oxy and tanks I’ll need for that part of
the process?
10. Is it legal for me to sell marlin meat on Ebay? How efficient is your meat storage and shipping facility? Isn’t $11 a pound for storage and
shipping a little steep?
11. Why does your guarantee say I can “get some of my money back” if I’m not completely satisfied?
12. Where were the guide and deckhand profiles for tipping developed?
13. Do you have some special arrangement with Sam Adams beer company? Why must I drink just that one kind of beer when I fish?
14. Can you explain in more or better detail what the Slumps entail? The word appears several times in your guarantee agreement and I would like to
know why.
The whole program will be drop shipped to the address you provide within 90 days of payment. Since the amount of payment is too large for Paypal and
we don’t accept checks, you’ll have to deliver the cash to the below address (my house). Please include an additional $88 U.S. to avoid a lifetime of
spam from fishing gear sellers from all over. Believe me when I say it is money well spent unless you just get a big laugh after being sent 10,000
Walkin Worms COD.
The Osprey
La Ribera, BCS
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AKgringo
Elite Nomad
Posts: 6001
Registered: 9-20-2014
Location: Anchorage, AK (no mas!)
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Mood: Retireded
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Sounds Great Osprey!
How about if I host a 'Gar Un Teed' fishing party and get all my gullible, I mean dedicated, fishing friends to sign up!
What would my kickback be?
(good piece, I didn't know you wrote humor too)
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!
"Could do better if he tried!" Report card comments from most of my grade school teachers. Sadly, still true!
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