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Motorcycle Rider Profiles
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motoged
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Brilliant !!!!!!
Don't believe everything you think....
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Udo
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Mood: TEQUILA!
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Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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StuckSucks
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Spot on! Thanks!
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del mar
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what do suppose the dual sport guy is holding?
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AKgringo
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Location: Anchorage, AK (no mas!)
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What are some examples of "Adventure" motorcycles? If I ever buy another moto, I want to be able to recognize when I have been profiled away from the
Dual Sport that I wanted to buy.
The Dual Sport profile is probably holding a brochure he was handed when he went in to shop for a dirt bike!
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!
"Could do better if he tried!" Report card comments from most of my grade school teachers. Sadly, still true!
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David K
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Location: San Diego County
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A diploma for being smart enough to not go any faster or get any fatter!
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ehall
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Location: Buckeye, Az
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Dual sport= ktm exc 450
Adventure= ktm 990
I would expect the dual sport guy is holding an empty beer glass.
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StuckSucks
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I ride a four stroke, but have the profile of a two-stroke rider. ANOTHER PIZZA PLEASE!
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Sweetwater
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It's a bad fuel dongle.
Everbody\'s preachin\' at me that we all wanna git to heaven, trouble is, nobody wants to die to git there.-BB King
Reality is what does not go away when you stop believing in it. -Philip K Dick
Nothing is worse than active ignorance. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe(1749-1832, German writer, artist and politician)
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I\'ve never tried before. - Mae West
Experience is what keeps a man who makes the same mistake twice from admitting it the third time around.
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chuckie
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Location: Kansas Prairies
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Gotta add one more...semi fat dude with long arms, calluses on his knuckles....Knuckle dragger beer swiller environment destroyer, off road dirt
biker...(.No offense Motoged)
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TedZark
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Spot on for me - dual sport. I'm holding a beer flask. But first a bit of tequila.
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motoged
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Quote: Originally posted by chuckie | Gotta add one more...semi fat dude with long arms, calluses on his knuckles....Knuckle dragger beer swiller environment destroyer, off road dirt
biker...(.No offense Motoged) |
Chuckie,
I get all misty-eyed with your flattery....
No offense taken...
Don't believe everything you think....
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chuckie
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I had a plastic surgeon remove the callus's from my knuckles, but they growed back....
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motoged
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Chuckie,
That happens to hard-core riders
Don't believe everything you think....
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del mar
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I have a problem with the trials profile....these days when I think of a trials rider I think LAIA SANZ!
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chuckie
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It was the same guy that made me look like Brad Pitt..
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BigBearRider
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This is funny.
My first motorcycle was a Honda 500XL. I was 19 or 20. I was in extremely good shape then. A friend blew the engine on the Honda, and I was without
a bike for a little while.
Next was a 1996 Harley Sportster 883. I got it new (and still have it), and I must have been 22 or so. I was in extremely good shape then. Think a
very humble elite gymnast.
Then, I went to law school. I moved to the right of the profile spectrum.
At some point, I bored out the 883 to 1200 cc.
Then I got a new 2004 Harley Road King. I rode that for a couple of years, when I was in much lesser shape. I was never Harley-fat, but more Dual
Sport-fat. I still have the bike, but never ride it.
In 2009, I got a 2007 BMW 1200 GS Adventure for a trip to South America. I returned from that trip 20 lbs lighter than I started.
At some point around 2010 or so, I got a 2007 Suzuki DRZ-400s dual sport. I rode that around Big Bear for a while, but it's now at our house in Baja.
I am somewhere between a 2-stroke dirt bike and a 4-stroke. Say a 3-stroke, hoping to get to 2-stroke again!
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motoged
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Hey you guys....when talking about being "in shape"....remember, round is a shape.
Don't believe everything you think....
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BigBearRider
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True. Ever hear of seal-shaped? Shaped like a seal? Or a manatee?
I forgot the point of my story. I rode the Harleys when I was the fittest I've ever been. It's been all downhill since then.
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