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[*] posted on 5-7-2007 at 06:57 PM
Airplane Discussion


A 12 year old girl boards a flight to Baja and sits in her asigned seat. Shortly, a stranger (a man) sits down next to her and, after smiling at the little girl, says "Hi there young lady. I have always heard that time on a plane goes faster if you have a conversation. Would you like to talk ?"

The 12 year old girl says " Sure, what do you want to talk about ?"

The man thinks for a moment, smiles and says, "Well then , how about we discuss nuclear physics ?"

The young girl quickly replies, "Well that certainly is an interesting subject but before we talk nuclear physics, can I ask you a question ?"

"Sure" says the man. "Ask away"

The girl begins, "A horse, a cow and a deer each eat basically the same thing; grass. However, a cow poops out soft patties, a horse excretes grassy clumps and a deer leave little pellets behind. Why is that ?"

The man considers the question for quite some time and then responds, "Gee, that is a really good question and I have no idea how to answer you."

The 12 year old girl then asks, "Well sir, do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear physics when you don't even know sh-t ??"

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[*] posted on 5-7-2007 at 07:13 PM


Sounds like good advice for some.
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