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David K
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We are what we are...
... take it or leave it...
But, let's not be un-nice each other.
Look, I'm overweight, too!
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woody with a view
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reminds me;
"that's not a beer belly! it's a fuel tank for a sex machine!!!!"
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Mango
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Quote: | Originally posted by Baja Bernie
The lurkers out there don't take this thread as being representative of most Nomads. Funny is in the eyes of the beholder.......but it sure
loses......something......when it is dissected. |
I once saw a news report on TV that looked at a conclusion of a scientific study that said men were smarter than women.
Later in the same segment a reporter was interviewing a man about it while his wife was by his side.
The reporter asked the man, "Do you think men are smarter, or women?"
The man almost spoke, hesitated, then looked at his wife and said, "Women are smarter.. of course"
That's a smart man.
None of us know when it is right to say certain things all the time. We all put our feet in our mouths sometimes. Everyone has different ideas of
what is mean and insensitive, as everyone has different ideas about what is funny.
Most people could us a lightening up for sure. (Pun is intended)
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have
their shoes.” - Jack Handy
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Al G
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Quote: | Originally posted by Al G
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I went back and read the first page again....
I did not express myself enough.......
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Al G
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I forgot to tell you how I feel...Greatest comments of a post (1st Page) in the history of Nomads.
[Edited on 7-2-2007 by Al G]
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Oso
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Aw, what the heck, time for me to get stuff thrown at me too.
(And I still have a boyish figure. Fat Albert is a boy, right?)
Q. Why is a fat chick like a moped?
A. They're both fun to ride until your friends see you.
All my childhood I wanted to be older. Now I\'m older and this chitn sucks.
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Al G
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Oso...my belly hurts....Fat Albert over and out....
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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docsmom
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still tasteless
and inappropriate.
as noted on several posts above.
Some jokes might be hugely funny shared in private forum but should not be shared in a public forum like this.
JMHO
[Edited on 11-14-2007 by docsmom]
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vandenberg
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Quote: | Originally posted by docsmom
still tasteless
and inappropriate.
as noted on several posts above.
Some jokes might be hugely funny shared in private forum but should not be shared in a public forum like this.
JMHO
[Edited on 11-14-2007 by docsmom] |
How did you manage to dig this back up.
Almost looks like you want to hear some more of this banter.
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Al G
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Banter
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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bajajudy
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I just read this post for the first time and here is my take on this
That lady could not care less what any of you think of her body...it is her body and that is the end of that discussion. From what I see, Mexican
women have a more positive body self-image than most gringa women that I know.
That does not give you the right to insult her but I doubt if she needs any of our protection.
[Edited on 11-14-2007 by bajajudy]
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bajadogs
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Thanks for the bump docsmom,
I do agree with with your "tasteless" comment.
The jokes got ugly and I apologize to anyone who was offended. I've learned a lot here. I swear I never meant for it to turn into what it became.
Bajajudy - I agree! I never meant to insult her or her family. They were having a great time.
Peace,
Mark
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Al G
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Quote: | Originally posted by bajajudy
I just read this post for the first time and here is my take on this
That lady could not care less what any of you think of her body...it is her body and that is the end of that discussion. From what I see, Mexican
women have a more positive body self-image than most gringa women that I know.
That does not give you the right to insult her but I doubt if she needs any of our protection.
[Edited on 11-14-2007 by bajajudy] |
Judy this not aimed at you and I do understand what you post...
Mexican women have a more positive body self-image than most gringa women that I know This is truly a Gringa issue.
This has never been about her or her body...that was never funny, the laughs was in the comments and yes, if a person is a sensitive prude that was
the funnest of all...I am sorry they cannot feel as good as I do. At 60+ pounds over weight I need to laugh as much as I can and I make no apologies
period.
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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soulpatch
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Ay carumba! Nobody missing any meals around there.
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Al G
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I wonder where his brains are now......swing low sweet .......
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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bajadogs
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Hose A, feel free to yank the whole thing.
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Al G
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Well I guess I am in trouble so...
A sweet lady friend sent this to me...
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to Make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
IT IS DIFFICULT TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer
Now where did I go wrong
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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