capt. mike
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YES WE STILL GOT 'EM - GIANT MAPS OF BAJA
YES GOOD folks, i've still got em. Just listen to what these satisfied customers wrote in to say....
Candy, from Atlanta, "Wow! when my boyfriend 1st showed it to me, I could not believe how BIG it was!"
John, from L.A., "Now with that big sucker to show off in my room I can't keep the chicks off me!"
Honey, from San Fran, "Ooooo....Ahhhhh...
that suggested mounting technique gets me sooooo hotttt!! Thank you so much Capt. Mike!"
Wilber, from Bell Plains, "My wife thought I was boring, and I was until I gave her the full view she secretly desired."
Denise, from Utah, "I can't wait until I get home each night to marvel at how huge It is compared to the little AAA one my husband had before. Thanks
Capt.!!
Well, yes that is just a tease compared the the hundreds of testi "moan" ials we have received from satisfied customers. So why put it off any longer?
Order yours today!!
E mail me at n7369p at qwest dot net
Still only $58.88 includes Stateside shipping to your door wrapped in brown paper for your privacy. None of your neighbors will know you WENT BIG!!
Personal delivery and mounting instruction extra.
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ELINVESTIG8R
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Skipper does that come with a blender too?
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DENNIS
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Baja enhancement at its best.
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capt. mike
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HA! YES a blender coupon good for one free margarita anytime you can find me on the baja.....(sorry Jimmy....)
Hey - is that a rolled up giant map of baja in your pocket or are you just glad we're stopping off by Lord Black's...??!!
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capt. mike
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it's merry Xmas and other religous themes time....
We love all human beans basically even when we argue with dems and libs....uh oh...i might have reduced my market penitration with that one.
oh well, - since i have now gotten quite a few requests recently asking if i still sell the GIANT MAPAS DE BAJA - the answer is an affirmativo Si!!
however....the price and shipping has inched up a tad since the 2008 offerings to $69 a set includes S&H, no tax outside of AZ. (3 maps full
color topos) in fabulous detail which once mounted create a stunning 6' X 7' wall of Baja and the cortez plus most of Sonora. Scale is 1:500,000
Think of the famous McMahon map on steroids!
paypal accepted and i'll eat the 4%. email me for those details
send me a check - repeat customers i'll send them without waiting to clear funds - i trust ya.
Some of you i'll see at the jungle next Friday. If your name is Bob H and can produce an I.D. i'll buy you a drink.
and my email has changed from earthlink shown on the logo above so use:
n7369p at q dot com
[Edited on 12-4-2009 by capt. mike]
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Cyanide41
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how big are we talking? Do you have "other" baja maps as well?
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David K
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It is an awesome map!
Here is a close up of Shell Island on it...
[Edited on 12-4-2009 by David K]
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capt. mike
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cool thx DK for the marketing plug.
Cyanide....the big ones measure 6 feet wide by 7 ft tall once assembled so it really is for a place like a wall you want to fill up.
i do have smaller too. give me a size range and i'll see what is closest.
the neat thing about big is if you do a lot of traveling you can load it up with pin flags or trip lines in hi liter or sharpie pens but it won't
clutter the detail.
use DK's example above and extrapolate to the whole area in your head.
as a recent survey proclaimed.....bigger IS better. well, that's what they said...
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David K
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Mike, am I correct that the big 4 small 5 on the map I posted a tiny piece of indicates that in that square region (outlined), the tallest mountain is
4,500 feet?
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capt. mike
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yes basically. it means that within that sector, in order to safely clear any peak or known vertical obstacle you have to be at that minimum altitude
above MSL above mean sea level.
the tallest terrain will actually be less than the sector numbering indicated.
it gives a safety margin simply.
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capt. mike
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thx for the recent orders Nomads.
those out by last thursday should hit your door by Fri i hope.
for any placed next week you'll need expedited FEDEX to get by thursday eve. email me for extra rates if it matters.
as Eddie Murphy says.... Merry New Year!!
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Skeet/Loreto
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Mike:
I think that you should send the Ole Korean Veteran a Map as a Christmas Present!!
I will not get an Increase in my Soc. Sec. next year, My taxes are going up to pay for all those Yongsters who are gettin Non Profit Grants from the
Govt.
I will appreciate any Help I can get.
Skeet/Loreto\Ole Timer 79 this coming May
Only 652 Dollars a Month Soc Sec.
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BajaNuts
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capt.mike-
WOW- 6'x7'! I don't know if I can take it all in! But I'll TRY!
u2u coming.....
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capt. mike
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ohhh..!!!
baby!!!.....
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I will strongly suggest that everyone who goes to Baja to Please buy one of Capt. Mikes Maps. They are Fantastic,. !!
As I set here in my Grass Hut on the cold Texas Pairie, burning my last scrap of Cow Dung, hoping some one will come along and give me an Increase in
my Soc. Sec.!!
Food ran out two days ago but a Possum wondered up last nite, so I was able to stay alive.There"s Capt. Mike setting by his Airplane telling Jokes,
drinking good Wine and selling his Maps.
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capt. mike
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trust me Skeeter.....as soon as this here recession is over and i start making some decent fair coin again a map will be headed your way amigo!!
and remember it is actually 3 large charts that assemble to make one huge color scale topo map of baja and the sea of cortez with Sonora thrown in!!
i ain't flyin much and i ain't hardly drinkin much either.....no $$ for it!!
so i drive my Ford and visit friends who have a little hooch to share, and swap stories from better times....
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I had the feeling that you were not flying much. Let me know if I can be of any Help.
Skeet
Long Live Cowboys
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