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woody with a view
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Location: Looking at the Coronado Islands
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the game known as tackle golf, will in short order have a new wrinkle when the "iron" is the chosen implement. unless, of course....
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oldjack
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Location: Los Barriles
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that gorgeous cart girl(always dressed for comment) pulls up and tells the foursome that she knows a threesome that could help them get their old game
back... in fact the group will be on the beach at...
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Sallysouth
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Location: Capo Beach
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Mood: missing Baja...
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Rogers house, playing dominos and waiting for Skeet to show up.They need some repent time and when he does show up.......
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
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oldjack
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it turns out they were set up for an "intervention" there was a sex therapist, a padre, and a health services practioner there.... resulting in.....
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lizard lips
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.......a threesome but because of her chronic back pain she knew she was not able to swing through the ball and get maximum distance so she decided to
back out of the days activities and went fishing and caught a big.......
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vandenberg
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....great white, and decided to keep it alive and exhibit it in the pool at the famous Mulege hotel and feed it the drunks at the weekly pigfeed. The
local populace however, objected to the cruelty of it all, thus....
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Cypress
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the great white was released so that it would be able to obtain a wholesome diet, free of all the additives. There were....
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woody with a view
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there were????
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toneart
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...There were several directions the great white could take, depending on who was telling the story. And you don't want a confused, hungry and peeed
off great white in your proximity, so please get this shark down the correct, agreed upon channel.  The burden of plot awaits.
Characters...do something! Don't wait for your creators. Act on your own. It would be less confusing for the shark.
Meanwhile, back at Pompano's party pad, the threesome locked up the preachy priest in a closet where he was actually more comfortable. And the growing
number of arrivees were becoming less inhibited.
Ol' Skeets was late. The party was getting on without a prayer holding it back. They had made up stories about being on the beach or was it the golf
course? How were they going to explain to Skeets (when he
showed up) that ...
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oldjack
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the Tecate was gone... Shari and Juan had been the hit of the party(more like a demonstration of mexican lifestyles) and that he would have to hunt
down Judy(of San Jose del Cabo) for the pictures that showed everyone doing the......
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vandenberg
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.....hoochy-coochy.
Now Skeet, disappointed about the folks being beyond redemption and the great white release, decided to return to his Texas chapel. The shark, in the
mean time, decided to give east Texas a go, having heard about the religious right being in the majority there, but had his eastward travels
interupted by the remodel of the Panama canal, so, not to make this long swim for not, decided.....
( Tony, great white is in the picture, like it or not:biggrin
[Edited on 10-7-2009 by vandenberg]
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toneart
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...not to swim to East Texas, even though it couldn't stop thinking about how good the religious right tastes, especially when marinated with a sauce
of Chardonnay, olive oil, garlic and marijuana.
Now the shark is really peeed. He didn't know that Global Warming had caused the water to rise, scrubbing Shell Beach clean of any shells whatsoever.
What's more, it had floated the Panama Canal way-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y north, into the Sea of Cortez. It came ashore,
bumping into the shoreline which was formerly at San Carlos, but now had been relocated far inland, not far from the border town of Laredo.
The Great White, still possessing honing radar much superior to the directional sense of human beings, swam south toward Panama. where the Panama
Canal used to be.
Can you imagine how confused and angry the shark was when he reached Panama, only to learn what the "remodel" really meant? It was Man's remodel, a
real betrayal to the shark's sense of the natural order.
Having worked up a terrible hunger after such a long swim, the shark wanted food. But he also wanted revenge, so he...
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Sallysouth
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Location: Capo Beach
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made a huge u-turn to find the "food" that he really needed after such a long and disappointing journey.While making the long swim back
to Baja, he finally found what he needed to re-fuel him....
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
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toneart
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The Great White actually came into the Bahia de Concepcion.
The party never ended at Pompano's, or maybe it just seems that way. There is always something going on there. Could it be that they were too busy
playing parlor games, guzzling Pacificos and singing to notice the fin cutting the surface of the water at Coyote Beach?
Daylight breaks.  The sun peeks above the island out in front.  
Nobody is leaving. Someone suggests an early morning swim.  .......... Dun dun, dun dun,
dun dun, dun dun...
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Mexicorn
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The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
"We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really GREAT news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had six 25-lb. snow crabs and twelve good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the GREAT news?"
The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
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vandenberg
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When the shark awoke from this insane dream, he/it/she surfaced, wiped the tears out of his/its/hers eyes and instantly spotted the well filled bikini
of a rather large female in the not too far distance and coming up to full speed........
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Cypress
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was out of the question. She had...
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toneart
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...immense flotation devices which always had the unofficial approval of the Coast Guard  but which, at the same time greatly diminished her swimming velocity. It looked like she was a goner, until...
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