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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 11:19 AM
Baja to Las Vegas


Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girl's getaway trip -
shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down
and tells her she is not going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she cannot go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in
the bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night............

Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up
behind me and put his

hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.


He took my hand and led me to our bedroom.

The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals
all over..............

On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him
to the bed, so I did.

And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want."

So HERE I AM!!!

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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 01:52 PM


Geez. When I saw the title, I thought this was going to be a story about CaboRon!:spingrin:

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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 02:52 PM


Well, what make you think it's not.....



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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 04:43 PM


Which one was CaboRon?:lol:
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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 04:47 PM


Quote:
Originally posted by wessongroup
Well, what make you think it's not.....


:lol::lol:




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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 05:25 PM


take your pick.. they all work.. don't they.. :lol::lol: who is cabo ron?



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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 05:28 PM


Indeed! I guess you just do not have the history here. Suggest that you search that fellow on this site.
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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 05:34 PM


no, just another .... aahh little joke.. read a rather interesting post by an individual who has the mouth of a salior, and a mind like a steel trap, and the social skills of Jimmy Hoffa ... well.. I'll just leave rest alone.. I don't like to see my own blood...

Just leave at, I have knowledge of this individual from others.. I do not know the individual personally, and have found his post always informative, topical and interesting ...

See how many rewrites to be nice....:lol::lol:

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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 05:36 PM


Did he promise to comp you in Vegas?:cool:
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[*] posted on 3-11-2010 at 05:38 PM


Sounds like a good deal.. no one takes me anywhere anymore.:lol::lol:

It's really been a long time since I been on those tables with those bones.. OH, MY... danger Will Robinson danger

What a story, The Mike Tyson fight, the ear-biter.. at MGM Grand.. up, I don't know how much.. but, never had so much fun in one night.. and, all the Brothers around me and their ladies were really happy with my turn rolling the bones.. just could not lose .. lucky I stuck a few of the big chips in my pockets before I finally died.. it was a trip...

Pit boss wanted to check the dice ... but, everyone started yelling and hollering ... they let me keep on going ... they know the house always wins..

Couple of guys, came by and said I saved their lives ... :lol::lol:

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