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Udo
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Si, por favor, DK!
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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CaboRon
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Thanks Bob H,
Awesome !!
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Marc
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All I need is a knife to cut a hole in the box.
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David K
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bob H
| Quote: | Originally posted by David K
| Quote: | Originally posted by BajaCactus
You see DK... no big fuzz... jejeje
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I wasn't going to say a thing Antonio!    |
David, please tell us the story - along with photo's ....
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If Antonio wants to, that's okay... anyway, if I were to say a thing... it will be in Part 3 of my trip report "The Beach, Birds and Bumps in Baja:
July 17-20, 2010", which I may get posted today...
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mtgoat666
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| Quote: | Originally posted by wilderone
finding that oak tree in Baja might be a problemo. |
huh?
lots of oak trees in baja
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Bob H
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| Quote: | Originally posted by mtgoat666
| Quote: | Originally posted by wilderone
finding that oak tree in Baja might be a problemo. |
huh?
lots of oak trees in baja |
If you can't find one, just do it against one of your car tires. Should work just fine. Just don't hit the hubcap!
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bajajudy
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When a vid comes along that tells you how to do this with a flip flop, I'm there!
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dtbushpilot
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Well, yesterday I had the opportunity to impress mi esposa bonita with this new trick. We are touring the beautiful Sierras of California and Nevada
and stopped to pick up something for lunch at Trader Joes in Carson City. I couldn't resist picking up a few bottles of 2 buck (3 buck here) chuck
along with our lunch stuff. We stopped at a beautiful lake in the mountains for lunch. I asked Jill if she would like a glass of wine. Sure, she
replied but we don't have an opener. No worries I replied standing a bit taller with my chest out, I can get the cork out. Bristling with confidence I
sauntered over to the car and retrieved my tennis shoe, grabbed the bottle of wine and made my way to a nearby Sequoia (not really sure of the type
but it was a biggie). I put the bottle in the shoe, set my feet with my knees slightly bent, took a quick look over my shoulder to be sure my soon to
be dazzled esposa was looking and commenced to hammer away on the tree.
I beat on that thing till I was blue in the face and my sweet wife was laughing out loud. The cork never moved. I even tried pounding the bottle
directly on the tree with no success. "There's a rock over there that you can use to break the top of the bottle with" Jill said laughing
uncontrollably.
With my tail firmly between my legs I shuffled over to a nearby picnic table and set the bottle down. "The cork must be really stuck, I probably
couldn't have gotten it out even if I had a corkscrew I announced. I took out my car keys and easily pushed the cork into the bottle.
Well, we had a nice lunch in a beautiful place. My manhood took a pretty big hit but I've gotten over it. I'll have to look for something else to do
to impress Jill......those class 4 rapids look doable on my inner tube, think I'll give it a try, that should do it.....dt
"Life is tough".....It's even tougher if you're stupid.....
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Woooosh
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They didn't show him chewing the lead foil seal off the neck of the bottle... lol
\"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing\"
1961- JFK to Canadian parliament (Edmund Burke)
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GrOUper-GAr
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| Quote: | Originally posted by dtbushpilot
Well, yesterday I had the opportunity to impress mi esposa bonita with this new trick. We are touring the beautiful Sierras of California and Nevada
and stopped to pick up something for lunch at Trader Joes in Carson City. I couldn't resist picking up a few bottles of 2 buck (3 buck here) chuck
along with our lunch stuff. We stopped at a beautiful lake in the mountains for lunch. I asked Jill if she would like a glass of wine. Sure, she
replied but we don't have an opener. No worries I replied standing a bit taller with my chest out, I can get the cork out. Bristling with confidence I
sauntered over to the car and retrieved my tennis shoe, grabbed the bottle of wine and made my way to a nearby Sequoia (not really sure of the type
but it was a biggie). I put the bottle in the shoe, set my feet with my knees slightly bent, took a quick look over my shoulder to be sure my soon to
be dazzled esposa was looking and commenced to hammer away on the tree.
I beat on that thing till I was blue in the face and my sweet wife was laughing out loud. The cork never moved. I even tried pounding the bottle
directly on the tree with no success. "There's a rock over there that you can use to break the top of the bottle with" Jill said laughing
uncontrollably.
With my tail firmly between my legs I shuffled over to a nearby picnic table and set the bottle down. "The cork must be really stuck, I probably
couldn't have gotten it out even if I had a corkscrew I announced. I took out my car keys and easily pushed the cork into the bottle.
Well, we had a nice lunch in a beautiful place. My manhood took a pretty big hit but I've gotten over it. I'll have to look for something else to do
to impress Jill......those class 4 rapids look doable on my inner tube, think I'll give it a try, that should do it.....dt |
DITTO on the Deflated CheST.
hahaha. i pounded the crap out of a bottle... cork did not budge (bottle felt close to break'n in hand). it was a plastic cork though... hmmm.
! PrEFeRiR!A eSTaR eN baJa !
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dtbushpilot
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Mine was a plastic cork too, I wonder if it makes a difference.....dt
"Life is tough".....It's even tougher if you're stupid.....
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Russ
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French whine!
Bahia Concepcion where life starts...given a chance!
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Bob H
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| Quote: | Originally posted by dtbushpilot
Mine was a plastic cork too, I wonder if it makes a difference.....dt |
Yes... for sure... no breathing room on plastic corks!
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BajaBlanca
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the French winer made it look so easy ..... I will give this a try tomorrow ....
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