Pompano
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Location: Bay of Conception and Up North
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Baja Boat Joke
A man fell overboard from his little sailboat, and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up.
"Jump in, we'll save you" - they screamed.
"No" cried the drowning man, "God will save me".
The scene was repeated twice more and then a helicopter hovered over the man.
"We came to rescue you" yelled the pilot.
"No, God will save me" was the response again.
The man drowned, and as he crossed the Pearly Gates, he ran straight to Jesus.
"I placed my faith in You, and You let me drown?!
""Hey!" said Jesus. "I sent three boats and a helicopter".
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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boe4fun
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Location: Margaritaville
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Good one Roger - glad to see you back on the board. When we gonna meet up in BA again? Shelley and I will be there around the end of Dec. Hope you
and your co-pilot can make it down. We'll strong arm John and Suzanne into having another campfire party!
Two dirt roads diverged in Baja and I, I took the one less graveled by......
Soy ignorante, apático y ambivalente. No lo sé y no me importa, ni modo.
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Pompano
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Done Deal! Love sitting around in Asuncion.
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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watizname
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Gotta say, it's good to have you back on the boards. 
I yam what I yam and that\'s all what I yam.
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Pompano
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Location: Bay of Conception and Up North
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An acorn fell from the tree...or was it a date from a palm?
An old sea captain was sitting on a bench near the wharf when a young man walked up and sat down. The young man had spiked hair and each spike was
a different color.... green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
After a while the young man noticed that the captain was staring at him.
"What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?
The old captain replied, "Got drunk once and married a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
Dedicated to the parrot at Playa Buenaventura...who owes me a beer.
[Edited on 11-18-2013 by Pompano]
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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David K
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Funny one Roger! (Nice hat) 
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