Santiago
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Juan y Aman
A young teenager finds herself pregnant with identical twin boys. On birth, she gives them up for adoption. One child is adopted by a family from
Egypt and is named Amal; the other from a family is Spain and is named Juan.
The young lady gets married and has other children and time goes by.
Twenty years later she gets a letter from Juan who has enclosed a photo of himself. Gazing at the photo, she tells her husband that she wishes Amal
would send her a photo as well.
Her husban says that since they are identical twins there is no need for once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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woody with a view
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David K
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ditto
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Pompano
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Loved it. Let's hear another Juan.
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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Santiago
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You'll be sorry.....
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
PS - heard on Car Talk
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vgabndo
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How should every joke about Mexicans start?
....by looking over your shoulder.
Guy walks into a little taco stand/tienda this time of year and is surprised to see a menorah prominently displayed by the register. He asks Juan
behind the counter, Hey I didn't know you guys had Mexican Jews, you got Mexican Jews?
Juan yells to Juan in the kitchen, We got any Mexican Jews?
We got orange and a little tomato he says.
[Edited on 12-14-2013 by vgabndo]
Undoubtedly, there are people who cannot afford to give the anchor of sanity even the slightest tug. Sam Harris
"The situation is far too dire for pessimism."
Bill Kauth
Carl Sagan said, "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself."
PEACE, LOVE AND FISH TACOS
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