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[*] posted on 12-14-2013 at 12:45 PM
Juan y Aman


A young teenager finds herself pregnant with identical twin boys. On birth, she gives them up for adoption. One child is adopted by a family from Egypt and is named Amal; the other from a family is Spain and is named Juan.
The young lady gets married and has other children and time goes by.
Twenty years later she gets a letter from Juan who has enclosed a photo of himself. Gazing at the photo, she tells her husband that she wishes Amal would send her a photo as well.
Her husban says that since they are identical twins there is no need for once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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[*] posted on 12-14-2013 at 12:49 PM


:lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 12-14-2013 at 01:50 PM


ditto :lol::lol::lol:



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[*] posted on 12-14-2013 at 01:59 PM


Loved it. Let's hear another Juan. ;)



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[*] posted on 12-14-2013 at 02:59 PM


You'll be sorry.....

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[*] posted on 12-14-2013 at 04:01 PM


How should every joke about Mexicans start?








....by looking over your shoulder.:?:

Guy walks into a little taco stand/tienda this time of year and is surprised to see a menorah prominently displayed by the register. He asks Juan behind the counter, Hey I didn't know you guys had Mexican Jews, you got Mexican Jews?

Juan yells to Juan in the kitchen, We got any Mexican Jews?

We got orange and a little tomato he says.

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