Osprey
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Dangerous Sex In Baja
I posted this about 6 years ago and since there are lots of new Nomads I thought I would bring it up again.
It's only 4 pages.
Attachment: The Very Private List.doc (31kB)
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Skipjack Joe
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Curva peligrosa - there are signs everywhere warning you of dangerous sex.
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durrelllrobert
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That's the honey do or honey don't get none list 
Bob Durrell
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durrelllrobert
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Mixed marriage + language barrier = missionary position:
Bob Durrell
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bacquito
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| Quote: | Originally posted by durrelllrobert
Mixed marriage + language barrier = missionary position:
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bacquito
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Whale-ista
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Ha! Reminds me the old saying: Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love... and pretty much everything else in the bargain!
\"Probably the airplanes will bring week-enders from Los Angeles before long, and the beautiful poor bedraggled old town will bloom with a
Floridian ugliness.\" (John Steinbeck, 1940, discussing the future of La Paz, BCS, Mexico)
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Pescador
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I think this one and the hummingbird story are my two favorite Osprey stories.
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Skipjack Joe
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All right. I'm going to help this unfortunate couple.
Last weekend I drove to King City to do some bass fishing. It was 11 by the time I arrived and every motel I checked gave me the same answer 'lo
siento - we're full'. Until I came across a small one on main street. 'You are lucky old man' they said 'one of our rooms just freed up'. I thought
about this and wondered why a room would become vacant at a time when everyone is checking in. I struggled with this puzzle until finally, exhausted I
laid down and looked up.
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tripledigitken
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Wise choice sleeping in the bag. Really like the photo.
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Udo
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This was one of George's best stories yet!
How else are you going to find out what your partner wants in sex if you don't ask?
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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Marc
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A man needs a place; A woman needs a reason.
[Edited on 6-2-2014 by Marc]
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