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[*] posted on 7-26-2016 at 09:14 AM
US ./. MX Relationship


Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation.:o
They got drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning - though non of them can remember what they did the night before.:?:
The first one, a red head, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.:saint:
They throw the switch and nothing happened.:?:
The executioner all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and released her.:o
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and give her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law, and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of innocent".:cool:
They throw the switch and again, nothing happened.:?:
Again they all immediately fall to heir knees, beg for forgiveness and released her.
The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says. "Well, I`m from the University of Texas and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I`ll tell ya - right now, ya`ll ain`t gonna electrocute nobody if you don`t plug this thing in. :lol::fire::lol:
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[*] posted on 7-26-2016 at 12:05 PM


:lol: :lol: :lol: :bounce:



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[*] posted on 7-26-2016 at 12:37 PM


:lol::lol::lol:




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[*] posted on 7-26-2016 at 12:44 PM



Don't encourage the racist elitist. :(




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[*] posted on 7-26-2016 at 03:54 PM


Quote: Originally posted by DENNIS  

Don't encourage the racist elitist. :(


This!
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