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friendsfamilyofrmac
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The original Baja Chihuahua
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Sharksbaja
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Who are you? Brother? Where is Randy? He needs to speak.
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Bruce R Leech
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friendsfamilyofrmac
what is the deal if you are who you say you are then tell us about Randy.
Bruce R Leech
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bajalera
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Bernie, you might want to think twice about that secretarial appointment. I just scrolled through all three pages of this thread but still haven't
figured out what most of it's about.
Lera
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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Baja Bernie
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Hose A
With that response to Lera you can become my chief of staff.
Lera, If you trace this most clear thread back until you see where Bruce suggested that I run for President and follow from there you will be in a
wonderful position to fulfill your duties with ease. T'is, as I said, tongue in cheek and a bit of fun too.
I am still waiting for the first wave of pesos to start going Cha--ching as they hit my mailbox.
No! People I am not nuts--thank somebody I will always be 'the Normal Nomad.'
[Edited on 8-26-2005 by Baja Bernie]
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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bajalera
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About that appointment: Would the secretary be expected to make all the coffee? Put the empty Pacificos back into the case?
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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Bruce R Leech
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there goes the neighborhood
Bruce R Leech
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bajalera
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Hose, no need for discussion--your job here is to be funny and you're very good at it.
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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comitan
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Hose
Not after shave, Old Spice!!!!!!!!!
Strive For The Ideal, But Deal With What\'s Real.
Every day is a new day, better than the day before.(from some song)
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
“The sincere pursuit of truth requires you to entertain the possibility that everything you believe to be true may in fact be false”
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Bruce R Leech
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you guys crack me up
Bruce R Leech
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Baja Bernie
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Darn!
Out of town for only two days and already by secretary is no longer making coffee but Pacifico bottles are clinking around the floor of my office
and she is giving orders like a female Nixon.--No damn tapes--PLEASE
Perhaps I should resign and call for a new election to consolidate my---position?????
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Natalie Ann
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It may be of interest to some that Old Spice has made a come-back. It is currently considered one of the really 'hot' scents at Berkeley High....
really.
Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.
.....Oscar Wilde
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Sharksbaja
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Yep, my 23 yr old uses it. Personally....................nah, don't like it much. Mucho potento!
As per a Presidential decree and as Defense Minister elect,I am enacting new sweat and B-O guidelines. We will be initiating surprise "pit sniffs"
for all gov officials utilizing the new "pit-buster" technology.
THis is in reponse to the proposed (true) legislature in Minnisota aimed at reducing indoor air pollution by requiring people including employees to
hold back farts and release them in a suitable area.
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Baja Bernie
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Hose A
That was a weak one--as my chief of staff I exzpect much more out of you than a slinder hose vented out the window. Do you catch my drift?
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Sharksbaja
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It may be possible to enlist the help of a "fartalater".
A small portable vacuum assisted containment vessel.
Easily hidden, this handy little contraption can save you hours of gut-wrenching gas pain.
Simply push a hidden button and whoosh your innocuous fumes are sucked ito a small titanium container where they are securely held until later
discharge.
Made in China from old B-1 Bombers. Price around $3000 ea.
Please dispose of properly.
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Baja Bernie
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Hose A/Sharks
I have been receiving so many emails on this subject that I can no longer take the heat---Flush these ideas immediately and commemce a complete
coverup--no one is to leak anything concerning this memo. Just as with a 'loud accident' in mixed company 'denial' is everything.
[Edited on 8-29-2005 by Baja Bernie]
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Baja Bernie
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Hose A
"Chiefs of Staff" ARE supposed to fall on their swords NOT call for tacos.
With your resignation take a guess where the spin will stop in the future.
Well it was fun while it lasted--I wonder who I can con into the 'chitty' job next.
No! not an anon. Never!
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Sharksbaja
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WTF? Politics as usual! 
I resign also.
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bajalera
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As Executive Secretary, may I suggest that the material collected by the Fartalater could perhaps be processed to serve as fuel for combustion
engines?
\"Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest never happen at all. The conscientious historian will correct these defects.\" -
Mark Twain
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DanO
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$3,000?????????
Whoa there, Sharks! The folks at Flat-D sell a reusable flatulence deodorizer pad for a mere $19.95. Here's the url (and be sure to click on the
audio greeting link on their website):
http://www.flat-d.com/
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