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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 02:25 PM


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The Industrial Revolution was made possible by having whale oil to lubricate the machinery. The demand ended with the discovery and use of petroleum products.


That's what Dern said this afternoon, "I'll stick to WD-40".




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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 03:28 PM


Which one's the whale!! :biggrin:
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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 04:01 PM


Paulina, a whale of a story! Loved the accent you wrote into Ruthie's call. I was laughing uproariously as I read it. And the photos!! Fantastic. I have never had the pleasure of seeing one of these creatures up close so they are quite compelling. If that whale lands anywhere near you I hope the prevailing winds blow the other direction. Good luck.
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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 08:50 PM


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The only thing left to do was to try to disassemble what was left. Picture this; she was standing on the beach in front of the whale, gripping one of the rib bones in both hands above her head, while rocking it back and forth with all her might, trying to break it loose. The rib broke loose alright, pulling Ruthie along with it, face first, smack into the mass of whale goo.

With glowing tiki torches as a back light, Ruthie stood there in her brightly flowered muumuu, arms outstretched as she told of falling into the slime. (I was laughing so hard I had to cross my legs). In her German accent she re-enacted the moment when she realized what had just happened, slowly stood up, faced towards her house and yelled, “Ernest, Ernest, come quick! I’ve just fallen in ze wvale gooo!” She was covered head to toe in decomposing whale, maggots and all.(At this point I could hardly catch my breath.) Ernest hosed her off and she threw in the towel.
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That part is Hilarious! Great read.
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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 08:52 PM


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Don't know why my feeble mind wandered to this, but that remark reminded me of an old friend who came back from Mazatlan where she had met Montezuma who executed his revenge. She told me she had been really sick, adding "It was two weeks before I could fart with confidence."


Ken, that quote is CLASSIC! Love it.... :lol::tumble::lol:
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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 10:37 PM


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Which one's the whale!! :biggrin:



Ja Ja Ja! I wondered who would be the first one to notice, it would be you Igor! I've been holding a similar photo silenced taken by Bedman that same year I believe! I figured what the heck, I'm only getting.....better! HA! My life is going to be way too short to worry about the dreaded pink bikini. Besides, I always figure if people don't like what they see they don't have to take a second look, AND, brown fat looks better than white fat, so bare it all! It's a REAL good thing that the ultra-dreaded thong hadn't been introduced into my baja wardrobe at that point....we'd all be scared! Talk about a graphic photo!

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edit: that darned spelling thing.

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[*] posted on 6-12-2007 at 11:00 PM


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[*] posted on 6-13-2007 at 12:01 AM
All I can say, is...


...That's one WHALE of a meal for those Turkey Buzzards, shown 'Hanging Eight' on Jumbo's bod!:O

Too bad your friends can't 'render' the floater (or Beacher), and sell the oil to Greenpeace for one of their Diesel powered vessels...:spingrin:




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[*] posted on 6-13-2007 at 03:49 AM


You've been a real sport about this Paulina.

I think I'll borrow Juan's thong and pose with my truck. I believe in equal opportunity.
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[*] posted on 6-13-2007 at 06:01 AM


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You've been a real sport about this Paulina.

I think I'll borrow Juan's thong and pose with my truck. I believe in equal opportunity.



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[*] posted on 6-13-2007 at 04:28 PM


WOW! :wow:

That was a whale of a story P! Hope we get down to help out with the chainsawing! or not. :biggrin:




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