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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 05:22 PM
justifying happy hour


Fyi - In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria

In recent scientificaly controlled experiments, it has been shown that if you drink one kilo of water each day, at the end of the year you will have consumed more than one kilo of E. coli (fecal bacteria) = one kilo of poop. However when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum etc.) there is no risk due to the pasturization process required to purify it.

Therefore water = poop, Wine and beer = health - better to drink wine and talk stupid than drink water and be full of s--t.

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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 05:39 PM


Water. I always knew that stuff was bad for you.



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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 06:24 PM


EeeeeeeCholi! Yikes!
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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 09:12 PM


Who on Earth needs a Justification for Happy Hour?!?

Especially in Baja!:bounce:




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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 09:12 PM


Aha! Scientific evidence that supports my personal opinion.

Thanx, Marv.




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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 09:27 PM
W. C. Fields


Fields gave this rationale (for not drinking water): "Fish **** in it.

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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 09:48 PM


That explains everything.
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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 09:51 PM


W.C. Fields

Also said


"What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"




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[*] posted on 3-28-2008 at 11:58 PM


Sir. Winston Churchhill

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

I've tried to follow that wiseman's words for quite some time now:bounce:




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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 12:03 AM
where "e ho' ley'"


meet's the road....or in this case, where the "nalga" cools "en la costa".:P:lol::light::wow::?::?::?::?:

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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 12:48 AM
if it makes you smile.....


what is there to justify..... :?:

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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 08:01 AM


More WC Fields quotes...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

and here's one from Henny Youngman (he always made me laugh)... My Mother is over 80 and doesn't need glasses. She drinks straight from the bottle!

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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 10:51 AM


Two more reasons to enjoy Happy Hour

#1 Shot of Tequila with Zulema at Ana's Cantina on Playa Santispac!:tumble::tumble:


#2 My lovely wife and the ever so lovely Zulema dancing after too many shots of Tequila at Ana's Cantina


Oh man, I can taste those salty margaritas already:cool:




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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 11:11 AM


Well there it is there.:bounce:
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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 11:11 AM


Man did I love this thread.

Now I have something to take to a AA meeting for sharing.

Thanks:no::lol:
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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 11:30 AM


This thread might get you kicked out of that AA meeting:lol:



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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 11:50 AM


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.:lol:



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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 03:57 PM


More W.C. Fields:

Man:"I have no sympathy for a man who is intoxicated all the time."
WC:"A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy."




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[*] posted on 3-29-2008 at 04:45 PM


Guess I'll round out the WC Fields quotes with a few more of my favorites:

"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day!

There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman - neither works

Always drink upstream from the herd

Never miss a good chance to shut up.".... bye
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[*] posted on 3-31-2008 at 08:31 PM


Hold everything Water Well Drilling and Service is what puts food on my table and allows me to go on vacation in BAJA,Now you don't want to drink it!!!!!!!!:fire::fire::fire: Well (no pun intended:spingrin::spingrin:) I guess you still need water to flush the poop away:lol::lol::lol:

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