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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by fishbuck
So the tie is out. That's good!
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NO NO NO, Not good. Of course you have to tie her up, preferably to a rocking chair but, never a recliner. They snap shut like a mousetrap. Very
awkward and uncool.
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bajaguy
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Fish$$$....get some boat shoes....dual purpose use
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Cypress
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What are you gonna tie her up with?
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toneart
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| Quote: | Originally posted by shari
oh yeah, I forgot the smelly cologne...mexican women love that stuff! the gold chains too jejeje and get some musica romantica for your car if you
take here driving around....and don't talk too much! bringing pictures is always good too...helps the lull in conversation and gives you something to
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My advice: Don't say anything. Let the smelly cologne do the talking. Make you move during the musica romantica. Be sure to park the car first. Oh,
and by all means tie one on!
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tripledigitken
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Can't help but sweep her off her feet with all these valuable suggestions. 
Ken
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capt. mike
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when did this place become a lonely hearts forum??........
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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Sharksbaja
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Hey, are bolo ties included?
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
Nomads\' Sunsets
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baitcast
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I,m excited as hell,when does this encounter take place.
Rob
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Osprey
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If this is a "blind date", tell her you'll be wearing a red shirt. Wear a blue shirt and if she's a bow wow you can split and save yourself eternal
pain. If she's your type you can say your blue shirt had a hole in it. Of course she will have the same option if she discribes her own apparel. I
love these dating games.
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oxxo
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If she's a bow wow, start drinkin' tequila.......she'll look like a "10" in no time at all.
before tequila 
after tequila 
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oxxo
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Fishbuck and Internet friend on first date:
 
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capt. mike
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bow wow!! arriba!!!!!!!!
this is my dog, he dates on E-spay
[Edited on 6-19-2008 by capt. mike]
that's weird........guess the auto censur won't allow the pix.
too bad cause it is very phunnie.
[Edited on 6-19-2008 by capt. mike]
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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bajamigo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by fishbuck
Okay! Wow, there are some real experts on here.
So the tie is out. That's good!
I'll boil all these suggestions down to the final formula. I gotta go get some new shoes. I'm thinking Harraches.
And Bob H as far as I know all pics of me at the tequila tasting have been destroyed.
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1. Lose the huaraches. Docksiders will make a more lasting impression.
2. Eschew the tie. How about a cravat?
3. Apply a little "Touch of Gray" to your dome.
4. Bring a small bouquet (small, not ostentatious).
5. Don't forget the Binaca.
6. Think about 10 questions you'd like to ask (avoids those embarrassing pauses in the conversation).
7. Don't get married before your third date.
8. Sanborn's????
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shari
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lo siento amigo...no huaraches allowed AND you HAVE to wear socks too with your new shoes. too bad you couldn't rig a little webcam for us all to
watch live. But do bring your camera and if it's going well, ask if you can take her picture...we're all dying to see her...tell her you are going to
take some immersion classes with Juan this summer (don't tell her they will be on a panga though.)
AND dont forget to open your truck door for her and help her in...this is a sure fire impresser!!! i was always so impressed when Martin (Juan's
partner) opened his wifes door of the car...until I found out it was because the passenger side door didn't open from the inside! jejejej...no
really..chivalry works!
[Edited on 6-19-2008 by shari]
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fishbuck
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Osprey
If this is a "blind date", tell her you'll be wearing a red shirt. Wear a blue shirt and if she's a bow wow you can split and save yourself eternal
pain. If she's your type you can say your blue shirt had a hole in it. Of course she will have the same option if she discribes her own apparel. I
love these dating games. |
I like it! I did that once with a pizza box. If she was "not my type" then I would say I was delivering a pizza and had the wrong address.
In that case she was a doll and I ask if she liked pizza and we went out.
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for." J. A. Shedd.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. – Albert Einstein
"Life's a Beach... and then you Fly!" Fishbuck
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toneart
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"Immersion Classes"? Shari!
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Gypsy Jan
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Bolo Tie - Ohh Noes
Instant garrotte.
Or so I've been told.
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness.”
—Mark Twain
\"La vida es dura, el corazon es puro, y cantamos hasta la madrugada.” (Life is hard, the heart is pure and we sing until dawn.)
—Kirsty MacColl, Mambo de la Luna
\"Alea iacta est.\"
—Julius Caesar
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Sharksbaja
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Gypsy Jan
Instant garrotte.
Or so I've been told. |
Hey what's wrong with Bolos? I have about 75 of them. One day I will wear one!
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
Nomads\' Sunsets
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Bob H
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sharksbaja
| Quote: | Originally posted by Gypsy Jan
Instant garrotte.
Or so I've been told. |
Hey what's wrong with Bolos? I have about 75 of them. One day I will wear one! |
Sharks.... for those of us formerly from law enforcement, bolo means 'be on the lookout'... what does it stand for when used as a tie? Yeah, I was
raised in a big city!
Bob H
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bajaguy
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bob H
Sharks.... for those of us formerly from law enforcement, bolo means 'be on the lookout'... what does it stand for when used as a tie? Yeah, I was
raised in a big city!
Bob H |
From Wiki....
A bolo tie (sometimes bola tie ) is a type of necktie consisting of a piece of cord or braided leather with decorative metal tips or aglets
(aiguillettes) secured with an ornamental clasp or slide. In the United States bolo ties are widely associated with Western wear , and are generally
most common in the western areas of the country.
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