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Cypress
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An endless story.
Ought to be fun! All you have to do is keep the story going. To start
with, I was happy to get south of the border without any major problems. On my way down to paradise. And???
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Osprey
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I died.
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Sharksbaja
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Cypress
Ought to be fun! All you have to do is keep the story going. To start
with, I was happy to get south of the border without any major problems. On my way down to paradise. And??? |
....I met this Nomad named Bobbi. We went down to Barts' and threw everyone in the river.
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
Nomads\' Sunsets
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Cypress
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And the buzzards found your remains.
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Cypress
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Those dudes were good swimmers and and we had to run.
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vandenberg
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THE END
Credits:
Cypress
Soulpatch
Osprey 1938-2009
Sharks
[Edited on 9-12-2009 by vandenberg]
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Bajahowodd
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Movie rights?
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Cypress
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Yea, there was a whole lot of poop, spread about by all the usual poopers , we were slipping and sliding.
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vandenberg
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This the sequel??
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Cypress
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sequel? You bet! How'd you know her name? She's one of those good looking, long legged, high stepping hussies that you just wish you had never met.
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toneart
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No, this is NOT the end because it is an endless story.
All of you who were slipping and sliding in the Poopy river followed me. We were definitely pooped, but I saw Dennis whom Skeet had thrown in the
river. He was near the river bank and it was low tide. I used him as a stepping stone and Skeet was there with outstretched hand. Everyone else
followed.
We all went back into the Jungla and Bart handed out wet towels. He didn't want us to slime his place.
Skeet was not too sure about me because I had had a little fun with him online. I immediately bought him a beer...insurance,if you will.
He kept looking at the door. I asked, "Why do you keep looking at that door?" He said, "I'm waiting for Arrowhead".
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toneart
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I didn't know that most of them were "sponge brains" because I could never quite make out their faces through all that smoke. The beer was coming out
warm. Bart ran out of ice. Everyone started praying for more cold beer. Skeet was getting irritated by the blasphemous barroom antics.
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DENNIS
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And, that's what your hallowed ground, Mulege, will do to your wanting soul. Your imagination has warped itself.
Somebody...Anybody, walk across me? I invite the effort.
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Cypress
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but they stumbled and tripped, an old guy..
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David K
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... who yelled back, "You fools, I am the one with the old Spanish map!"
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vandenberg
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AAAAhhhaaa!!!!........success...with David entering the fray, endlessness is garanteed. 
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BajaNuts
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sheesh!
Here I was, all ready to contribute little tidbits to a thickening plot that traveled to many secret places, and participated in wonderous adventures,
and maybe even a little nude sunbathing.......
Sounds like the story took a left turn up Poop Creek before it even got started!.
Have fun slinging the poopy Mulege River Mud, boys.
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toneart
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Dennis survived. He was momentarily unconscious and we used him to step out of the river. He was glad to be alive, but not too happy being thrown into
the river with the rest of us. Later he was glad that he was the one who actually saved our lives. You couldn't tell by looking at him though. He was
thirsty, and he looked mad to me.
Soulpatch couldn't hang with us. He went outside and called BajaNuts, who was green with envy. Nutz agreed to come to Mulege and help Soulpatch find
himself. 
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Sharksbaja
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and then....
I looked to the left of me, there on the bar stool sat a lady someone called "Legs".
I looked down the bar one more stool. It was true. Dennis was out of the rio and back in the bar.
I took the lead , I notioned that Dennis was not Dennis at all but was actually Palmeto88 looking to infuriate us all.
I had an epiphany right then ..... I thought........
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
Nomads\' Sunsets
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toneart
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Sharks had an epiphany. He thought, this can't be...Palmetto99 was engaged in a circular execution with 40 of his alter egos. So then, this has to be
Dennis.
Dennis actually started talking some sense into those who were not all spongy brained. He said, "People! We really need to get out of here. Mulege is
a wreck. The river community is a wreck. The mud is evrywhere. It and the air is toxic. The mosquitos are carrying Dengue Fever. What are we doing
here? I don't know about you, but I am going to leave some cash with The Mulege Rotary and then I am getting out of here. Who's with me?"
Well, all of two heeded those wise words. They headed north, to a secret hot springs where they had arranged to meet some secret women for some
serious and total epidermal exposure. Now, I wonder who those women could be?
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