wessongroup
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New Career in Baja Walmart
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,
a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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David K
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BajaGeoff
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You should be doing stand-up comedy wessongroup...not a Wal Mart greeter!
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Thanks for sharing.
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schwlind
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Now that was really funny... sorry you lost your job!
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torch
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nice
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Udo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by wessongroup
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. |
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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BajaNuts
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TOO FUNNY - Wesson!
hope you know we're all gonna "steal" that story...........
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tommybahama
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Go ahead and steal 'his' story.....he did!
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BajaNuts
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I already did, but I had to edit out the 'retiree' reference..................
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dtutko1
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i've seen that lady or one just like her at several walmarts. I think her job is to test greeters. Ray Wylie Hubbard sings about her in one of his
songs. Hell is full of them.
Dorado Don
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snowcat5
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Maybe you could work at Micky D's? There is one in most Walmart's if you really miss the human interaction.
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wessongroup
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tommybahama
Go ahead and steal 'his' story.....he did! |
think I'd use MY material here for free 
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Phil S
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I suspect your intent was to only work 1 day, use that 'joke', knowing you'd probably be fired, and went down and applied for unemployment
benefits!!!!!!
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