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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 02:29 PM


Skeet. Clearly your have no idea what you are doing when you make some of your incredibly insensitive slurs. Anyone who does any reading will know that "diaperhead" is just the racist Christian Dominionist extension of "raghead" referring to people whose non-Christian cultures include wearing turbans or other scarves and wraps around the head. The more vile racists use diaper head for just the reason you cite. It further extends the insult to project the slur that these types of headgear are filled with baby crap.

You sir are full of baby crap.

And on the subject of knowing something about the language, geography, details of BCS, we will have to exclude you. After all the years you claim to have lived 9.5 miles away from Isla San Ildefonso, one would think that you would know its name. If a newby got on the site and asked where to find "Islan of Del Elfonso" they would have to be told it didn't exist. (except in what is left of your arrogant mind)

OOPS, MY BAD. I just found it in the Guff of Kaffhilfornica almost exactly between Mulehinge and Laratti. :no:

Can I be a Baja authority like you now, Huh, huh, huh, can I huh?




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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 02:33 PM


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Can I be a Baja authority like you now, Huh, huh, huh, can I huh?



Only if you recognize the all-important term Towelhead with your other examples. :lol:
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 02:37 PM


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Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto

Example[ A newbie gets on the site and ask about the Islan of Del Elfonso and the fishing. Someone could come back and tell him the best way to get there, the time of year for certain fish, the Great Birdlife and when to watch, when the Sharks and Whales are there etc.







Ya know what Skeet? In the recent past I went to war for you, but it won't be happening again. I just don't care for you anymore.


So NOW can I call Skeeterman a 'yella bellied coward' and not get threats of eternal damnation? Or would that still be going to far? :rolleyes:

But we can all tell that this isn't the Skeet we know and hold is such high esteem, for there aren't any of his usual "style markers" in these posts.:no::no: This alter ego is much too fluent in English to be OUR Skeet (although the racist remarks are dead-on).





[Edited on 9-11-2010 by Bajatripper]
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 02:45 PM


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So NOW can I call Skeeterman a 'yella bellied coward' and not get threats of eternal damanation?



Sure....go ahead. Be aware you may be talking to his nurse. :lol:
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 02:51 PM


It just occurred to me that in the childrens' book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," the evil professor has a system for selecting and imposing new names on people which could, in theory, result in the change of one's last name to "diaperhead." For that to occur, the second and fourth letters in your last name would have to be the letter "a". Here's how it works:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = buscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

So, for a hypothetical example, let's say Skeet's last name is Salazar (or Sakamoto or Sabatini or Samardjian or, well, you get the drift). Based on the system above, his new name would be Crusty Diaperhead.

For giggles, the main 4 players in the last presidential elections would now be known as President Loopy Toiletbanana, Vice President Snotty Cootietush, Senator Cheeseball Gigglehead, and former Governor Loopy Diaperlips (I love that last one). Taking it just a tad further (because I can), Toiletbanana's predecessor would be former President Goober Chickenshorts, and the guy he defeated to get into office would be former Vice President Lumpy Burgertush.

Feel free to use this system to your heart's content. Also, please advise if your new name comes out as Stinky Picklekisser. We'll need to keep an eye on you.




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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:01 PM


Dan O

You are a "ChickenSmith".

I will await your word on what it means.
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:03 PM


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It just occurred to me that in the childrens' book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants," the evil professor has a system for selecting and imposing new names on people ...

I'm laughing so hard I am - no , nothing to do with pants - crying! I needed that and thanks for using your super powers for the good instead of evil.

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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:18 PM


DanO..........Have you been off work for a while? You must have an advanced degree in your new naming hobby. :lol:
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:20 PM


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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:25 PM


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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:27 PM


ACTUALLY I THOUGHT BAJA NOMADS COVERED ALL OF BAJA SUR AND THERE ARE POSTINGS FOR POLITICS , FISHING ETC . IF YA WANNA PUT STUFF IN WHY NOT ???????
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:29 PM


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Tripper:

What is your Problem??

I don;t have any problems other than trying to get a Website of Good Folks instead of a bunch of DOPERS, DRUNKS, and madmen.

80 years old
Good Physical Condition(2 Horses, 5 Acres just mowed half of it this morning}
Beautiful Young Wife-together 30 years
Million Dollars
50 year Mason on Oct 5th
Pilot with about 6,000 Hours flying time(2,000 in Baja Sur]
Degree in Criminology
3 years Experienc Hollywood Calif.{ Some of the most Physically and Mentally Degenerate People in the World--Like some on this Board--}

Now Mr. Tripper.

Put up or Shut Up!!!


Well, we've got the references to dopers and the like and the endless biographical info back, but what about all of those misplaced caps, bad spelling and poor grammar? Come on, you're not the REAL Skeet. 'fess up.:lol::lol:
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:32 PM


Jorgie:
When the original Baja Amigos started it was a much different type Site, then it became BajaNomads and for many years it was great!, But in about the past year there has been a buch of Nuts who have a Diaperhead Comment for anyone who Posts. It is getting to where it is controlled by a Bunch of Norte DOPERS.

Go back and look at some of the past History and you will pick up on it .

I was just trying to get a very Positive type Baja Sur Site going so that we would not be Slammed with all the Children,s Posts.
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:33 PM


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SkeetersBreeders.com



Now, that's a scary thought!:lol:
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:36 PM


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DanO..........Have you been off work for a while? You must have an advanced degree in your new naming hobby. :lol:


Nah, just a slow day at the office and way too much coffee (er, I mean DOPE!). Once you have the Poopypants System dialed in, it becomes like second nature, if you know what I mean.

:lol:




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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:43 PM


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Dan O

You are a "ChickenSmith".

I will await your word on what it means.


Well, heck, I'll take a shot at it. Is it:

1. A guy who hammers metal shoes onto chickens' feet?
2. A nickname for a guy named Smith who always runs away?
3. A financial blogger who is convinced we are on the verge of another Great Depression? http://chickensmith.wordpress.com/
4. A new KFC high end spin-off chicken restaurant that is doomed to fail?
5. This weirdo? http://www.facebook.com/pages/Chicken-Smith/138764579489444

If I'm right, you have to tell us what your new name is under the Poopypants System. Deal?




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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:46 PM


Just to belabor the point, notice how the poster Skeet makes negative comments then blames others for negative comments, insults people, then blames others for insulting, he makes salacious comments about women and then claims others do. This is a style which categorically the Freemason method, no matter he wins when people acknowledge the comments or disagree because within the dialect the other poster becomes distracted from the their own goals, their own values and they become divided in their sympathies and the conversation is framed by the Freemason dialectic which seeks to manipulate and destroy the collective power of diverse communities, like ours.

Now, as reasonable community members whoever we might be, we should ask ourselves what are constructive replies to Skeet or the Freemason dialect? Is there any reply that would benefit a truly good person in response, unlikely. Theirs is well practiced and complex strategy. Noticeably the posts come in waves, with support from equally trained members of the brotherhood as evidenced here as it is required by their affiliation.

So, let us bid adieu to disruptive characters and perhaps ignore them though its true it's hard to, yet participating can be so wasteful.

[Edited on 9-10-2010 by gnukid]
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:49 PM


Sheesh! At least he hasn't threatened to burn Qurans for publicity.
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:51 PM


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Well, I intend to drink booze and smoke pot, but have decided I'm not gonna git nekkid and you can all be glad of that.


The booze is allowed, the pot is not....I'm really selective about who passengerizes in my car!! And thank GAWD we don't need to argue over the getting nekkid part! I've already promised your kid I wouldn't let you go astray! :lol:
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[*] posted on 9-10-2010 at 03:53 PM


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Not that hard if you just keep those push mower blades sharp.:biggrin:




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