choyero
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Skeeter for president
I think Skeeter should run for president. Think of all the fun it'd be. Saturday night live would also love it!
He can't be any worse than Trump.
Skeeter's great, he makes nomads really special.
[Edited on 5-8-2011 by choyero]
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DENNIS
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He can't. He was born on the other side of Mars. It would be another "birther" nightmare. 
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MrBillM
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Decisions, Decisions
Considering the options available, the only sensible vote would be for Skeet if the opponent were Ubama. Perhaps, even if Biden were Prez by then.
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Skeet/Loreto
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As President:
The things that I would do First and Foremost:
BRING BACK THE PADDLE AT HOME AND SCHOOLS
RESTRICT THE MOTHER OR FATHER NOT WORKING AS LONG AS THERE ARE CHILDREN AT HOME
START TEACHING THOSE AT HOME AND IN SCHOOL TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE
FIRE ALL BUT ONE SCHOOL CONSULARS[PARENTS AND TEACHERS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS
NO CELL PHONES, IPODS ETC ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PROPERTY
RESTRICT THE NUMBER OF LAWYERS
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choyero
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
As President:
The things that I would do First and Foremost:
BRING BACK THE PADDLE AT HOME AND SCHOOLS
RESTRICT THE MOTHER OR FATHER NOT WORKING AS LONG AS THERE ARE CHILDREN AT HOME
START TEACHING THOSE AT HOME AND IN SCHOOL TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE
FIRE ALL BUT ONE SCHOOL CONSULARS[PARENTS AND TEACHERS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS
NO CELL PHONES, IPODS ETC ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PROPERTY
RESTRICT THE NUMBER OF LAWYERS |
sounds great, you'd get my vote.
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bajafam
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The first sensible thing to come from your posts ~
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Packoderm
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As President:
The things that I would do First and Foremost:
"BRING BACK THE PADDLE AT HOME AND SCHOOLS"
For some kids, a swift paddle on the behind is the only message that will reach them." I am in favor of this.
"RESTRICT THE MOTHER OR FATHER NOT WORKING AS LONG AS THERE ARE CHILDREN AT HOME"
Restrict them to their homes? Restrict them from bars and liquor stores maybe. All section 8 homes or homes receiving govt. assistance (in CA, NV, AZ,
CO, and a few others at least) are to have the air conditioners removed and swamp coolers installed in their place.
"START TEACHING THOSE AT HOME AND IN SCHOOL TO STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE"
I'd be happy if they just learned to work independently and figured a little bit of math and writing out rather than have it spoon fed to them. I
think they're already equipped to fight for what they believe.
"FIRE ALL BUT ONE SCHOOL CONSULAR [PARENTS AND TEACHERS TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS]"
One of the problems is that we have kids having kids. The parents sometimes have bigger problems than the students. I'd be in favor of cameras in the
classroom. It would be up to the teacher to set them to record. With the money saved from the administration overhead, give the teachers an allowance
to hire a teacher's aid to help with classroom discipline, grade papers, do recess duty, and walk students to and from the lunch room. For the price
of one administrator, you'd get at least 3 people off the unemployment rolls.
"NO CELL PHONES, IPODS ETC ALLOWED ON SCHOOL PROPERTY"
Amen.
"RESTRICT THE NUMBER OF LAWYERS"
You can attribute our litigious heritage, and our literacy for that matter, to our Puritan background. The cat's out of the bag on that one.
"BAN ALL USE OF TOBACCO"
I agree with this one. Give the death penalty to anybody who uses or sells cigarettes. Smoking cigarettes is a symptom of the weak minded. Maybe use
corporal punishment (caning) for first time offenders, cut off an ear for second time offenders, and death for third time offenders.
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ELINVESTIG8R
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