Originally posted by willardguy
I was cuttin the rug
down at a place called the jug
with a girl named linda lou...........
sorry, couldnt resist
I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you."
I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."
(Chorus)
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more
Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lu
And that's the break I was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.
The SAME boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you are made of NOT the circumstance.
Originally posted by willardguy
I was cuttin the rug
down at a place called the jug
with a girl named linda lou...........
sorry, couldnt resist
I was cutting the rug
Down at a place called The Jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man
With a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you know who.
He said, "Hey there fellow,
With the hair colored yellow,
Watcha tryin' to prove?
'Cause that's my woman there
And I'm a man who cares
And this might be all for you."
I was scared and fearing for my life.
I was shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
'Cause he was lean, mean,
Big and bad, Lord,
Pointin' that gun at me.
I said, "Wait a minute, mister,
I didn't even kiss her.
Don't want no trouble with you.
And I know you don't owe me
But I wish you'd let me
Ask one favor from you."
(Chorus)
"Won't you give me three steps,
Gimme three steps mister,
Gimme three steps towards the door?
Gimme three steps
Gimme three steps mister,
And you'll never see me no more
Well the crowd cleared away
And I began to pray
As the water fell on the floor.
And I'm telling you son,
Well, it ain't no fun
Staring straight down a forty-four.
Well he turned and screamed at Linda Lu
And that's the break I was looking for.
And you could hear me screaming a mile away
As I was headed out towards the door.
That was great! Do you have the record or did you remember all that?
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Come to Linda's pizza joint,
and get some pizza in your face
Come to Linda's pizza joint,
and get some pizza in your face
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Linda Lu has a new pair of shoes
Come to Linda's rip-off spot,
and get some money in your face
Come to Linda's rip-off spot,
and get some money in your face
Linda Lu really knows what to do
Linda Lu really knows what to do
Come to Linda's camera shop,
and get some photos in your face
Come to Linda's camera shop,
and get some photos in your face
Linda Lu is political too
Linda Lu is political too
Come to Linda's campaign rally,
and get some slogans in your face
Come to Linda's campaign rally,
and get some slogans in your face
This is the story of Linda Lu
She had so much money,
she didn't know what to do
Cruised in a car
Went to the zoo
Lost her seat in office
Now she's doomed
Cruised in a car
Went to the zoo
Lost her seat in office
Now she's doomed
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