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toneart
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...I just wanted to sleep, but she...
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toneart
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...reminded me that we had morphed into one being...a "Monosexual".
What internal and external conflict! By now the mold...
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DanO
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. . . had grown into a huge, somehow sentient biomass and was about to release trillions of potentially deadly mold spores into the atmosphere.
Realizing that the fate of the globe hung in the balance, I . . .
\"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.\" -- Frank Zappa
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Pompano
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.....realized she was sending me more mixed signals than a dyslexic third-base coach.
I had seen her sitting at the space galaxy bar. I approached. "Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled....
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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woody with a view
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straight from the gates of hell, er, i mean 29 Palms.....
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vandenberg
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....then, realizing that the huskiness was the result of my hearing aid malfunctioning, I adjusted my glasses, noticed her "stack of dimes" neck, and
realized that she was indeed only good for pulling a sled/train.
[Edited on 10-1-2009 by vandenberg]
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oldjack
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dissappointed... I then noticed an attractive young lady coming out of the powder room.. I quickly approached her and made her an offer of..........
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Pompano
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A HUNDRED BUCKS?
..then realized too late that this was not the streets of Mulege on a Thursday and I was without a dinner partner for the chile rellenos at the
Jungla, but that this was indeed a far different place.......
[Edited on 10-3-2009 by Pompano]
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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oldjack
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then she angerly said "shove the $100" all I want is a ride to.....
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toneart
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...Nirvana. Do you have what it takes to deliver me there? I'll pay YOU the $100 bucks!
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vandenberg
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...and that's how I got rich.....
named my Palapa in Tripui Nirvana and started bus tours from Vegas and Des Moines.
[Edited on 10-1-2009 by vandenberg]
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oldjack
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after becomining stinking rich.. I moved to Bahia Asuncion opened up a high end ......
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rdrrm8e
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time share. However the first unit sold to a disgruntled ex pat shellback. His vision of Baja was somehow distorted from reality. He abandoned his
dream shortly after and returned to the states. He went on a mission to discredit my place and all of Baja.
Damn! The massage motor just burned up on my chair and a stray dog ate all the Vaseline!
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woody with a view
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but i've only got 28 days and a wake-up until a week in the central region.....
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vandenberg
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.... it's always bad to be weak in your central region" she said, and handed me a thong and suggested a dip in the surf at Hipolito before the tsunami
hit,...
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Cypress
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sounded like a good idea.....
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woody with a view
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as long as it was her thong....
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Phil S
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but, alas, it was only a spare she keeps to share with friends. She's seen so many of "those things", that the thong would make~~~~~~~~
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Sallysouth
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a really great slingshot to nail a pheasant or two in Nopolo (there are /were many).However, when they(?) went on the hunt it was evident that all of
the wildlife that had been there before had been..........
[Edited on 10-4-2009 by Sallysouth]
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
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Phil S
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multiplying like crazy. And so~~~~~~~~~~~~ the golfers at the golf course have added an additional item to their golf bags. And it's a 14 guage shot
gun. So next thing you know
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