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woody with a view
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and that WOULD be a good sign!
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Hook
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I've done some research on that movement in his legs while he's asleep.
Turns out it's a fairly common condition that is localized to the northern Baja area near Ensenada.
It's referred to as S.S.S.S., which stand for Sudden Separation from Sharkey's Syndrome.
The physical manifestation of the syndrome is known by it's abbreviation: S.S. for the Sharkey Shakes.
There is no need for alarm, really. But the condition will likely remain.........until he occupies his seat at Sharkey's again.
Some temporary relief has been reported, using elixirs similar to those served at Sharkey's.
Dennis, I'll raise a glass of elixir in your honor this evening around 5pm; a very traditional time for this in the part of Mexico where I live.
Hmmmmm............seems the elixir is supposed to be supplied to the person displaying the symptom. Oh well, can't be helped.
Godspeed your recovery, sir..................
[Edited on 6-21-2012 by Hook]
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KASHEYDOG
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Mood: SO MANY TACOS, SO LITTLE TIME... Gotta Go, See ya there.... 
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HOOK !!! You velly funny man. You make a me raff...... ......
[Edited on 6-21-12 by KASHEYDOG]
Don\'t mess with the old dog...... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery! Brilliance only comes with age and
experience.....  ....  ....
Are you getting the most out of life OR is life getting the most out of you ?? 
Twenty years from now you\'ll be more disappointed by the things you didn\'t do then the things you did.
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EnsenadaDr
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DENNIS is being stalked...
Dennis said he had a woman stalker that said she was his wife sleeping in his room by the last name of Ortiz. He had to call security and get her
escorted out. He said he woke up and she was sleeping in a chair in his room, and had been there before he got there. A Cyberstalker who fell in
love with Dennis over his wit and charm on the Internet. Leave the man in peace, people!!
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woody with a view
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| Quote: | Originally posted by EnsenadaDr
DENNIS is being stalked...
and (she) had been there before he got there. |
how would he know that?
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EnsenadaDr
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Well, Woody when he got there, she was there...so figure it out!!!
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Pompano
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| Quote: | Originally posted by EnsenadaDr
DENNIS is being stalked...
Dennis said he had a woman stalker that said she was his wife sleeping in his room by the last name of Ortiz. He had to call security and get her
escorted out. He said he woke up and she was sleeping in a chair in his room, and had been there before he got there. A Cyberstalker who fell in
love with Dennis over his wit and charm on the Internet. Leave the man in peace, people!! |
This happens frequently to people like Dennis. Diversity comes along and whammo...
Dennis, when Diversity pushes you up against the wall, the best thing to do is... 'endeavor to persevere!'
Okay, got that straight? Good, then you're ready...proceed.
Meet Diversity...newest stool owner at Sharkeys.
[Edited on 6-21-2012 by Pompano]
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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EnsenadaDr
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Turns out it was a positive ID for Tila Ortiz, Woooosh's nemesis on OT..she was cuddling up to him (in his words lying all over him) and inviting him
to go to her house for "Rehab" at Canyon Lake...until Dennis reported her to the Doctor.
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shari
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oh the intruige!!! Geezo Dennis...I'm jealous! Good thing I dont live in San Diego....
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tripledigitken
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This internet is some crazy chit, wow.
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DavidE
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Mood: 'At home we demand facts and get them. In Mexico one subsists on rumor and never demands anything.' Charles Flandrau,
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Jeez, I had a La Paz transita "adopt" me. She waited on me hand and foot, made elaborate plans for my recovery, brought me gifts, candy, soda, and she
was pretty young and not bad looking. All the nurses were snickering. Even the goddámn doctor turned around, studied her rear as she was leaving the
room, and then gave me a wink. My room mate, a guy from La Paz in for pancreatic problems laughed so hard he had tears rolling down his cheeks. I
sneaked out of the hospital and hauled A$$ when I was discharged. You may think all of this stuff is funny, but I sure as hell don't. Poor Dennis!
A transita is a female traffic cop. She was in uniform.
[Edited on 6-21-2012 by DavidE]
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woody with a view
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when life gives you lemons.....
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sancho
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DavidE
A transita is a female traffic cop |
I'm glad you gave a definiton of the word transita,
my mind was wandering off in another
direction
Get Better D
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wessongroup
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Dennis .... the chick magnet ... 
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DavidE
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Mood: 'At home we demand facts and get them. In Mexico one subsists on rumor and never demands anything.' Charles Flandrau,
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Sancho the slang term you thought you saw is "J" pronounced Hota. If it was a guy I would have gone out the freakin' third floor window.
A Lot To See And A Lot To Do
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Udo
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HEY, DENNIS!
I just picked up two walkers. Each has two different wheels on them (a 2" and a 4") because it is hard to tell which DENNIS will like. Plus
each has a different fold-up mechanism.
I don't think you will be out before the July 15 Baja CC Fiesta, so I'll bring them to the Fiesta. If you are out of the hospital before then, I'll
make a trip down your way and drop them at your house.
Udo
Youth is wasted on the young!
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EnsenadaDr
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Very nice, Udo..
I am sure Kaiser will be giving him walkers..but the thought is well appreciated... | Quote: | Originally posted by Udo
HEY, DENNIS!
I just picked up two walkers. Each has two different wheels on them (a 2" and a 4") because it is hard to tell which DENNIS will like. Plus
each has a different fold-up mechanism.
I don't think you will be out before the July 15 Baja CC Fiesta, so I'll bring them to the Fiesta. If you are out of the hospital before then, I'll
make a trip down your way and drop them at your house. |
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Debra
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Holy Cow!
This morning I came online and heard of Dennis's ordeal and started reading, this is when it first came to my attention about Ron Hoff and his Mrs.
ordeal.
I just finished reading 68 (yes, all 68) pages of that thread! Thank God they are well..........
I came across something Dennis said in that thread: I quote: "Man O Man, If I ever fall apart, I wanna do it right here"
Well Dennis, you did..........and I know that Nomad's will step up to help you in any way possible..
Anything I can do from way, way up here in the frozen tundra, someone please let me know.
Those of you who are closer please give him a big, hug for me!
Mean people suck!
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bajaguy
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WOW!!!!!!
Good on ya, Udo!!!!!....hey, do either one a them walkers have a holder for a Pacifico????
| Quote: | Originally posted by Udo
HEY, DENNIS!
I just picked up two walkers. Each has two different wheels on them (a 2" and a 4") because it is hard to tell which DENNIS will like. Plus
each has a different fold-up mechanism.
I don't think you will be out before the July 15 Baja CC Fiesta, so I'll bring them to the Fiesta. If you are out of the hospital before then, I'll
make a trip down your way and drop them at your house. |
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Sallysouth
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Oh DENNIS! Now you!!Geez, please get better.I reallly don't know how we will get along here without you.Sending healing energy your way..Hugs, Sal
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
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