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Iflyfish
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I can just see his confession on Oprah. "My wood just got away from me, I kept driving into the brush" "I knew if I had a few more strokes I would
fall to the back of the pack." "I just kept driving even though I knew I was in the ruff". "I have found that there are different strokes for
different folks." "You have to admit that I have an amazing record in the ruff and traps." Need I go on? "I think I lost my ball in the last hole!?"
Sorry, couldn't help myself, that is me saying that, not Tiger. Have you had a Tiger in your tank? Stop, I must stop this. Help! Stop me before I
score again! Nope, that's me again, not Tiger.
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BajaNuts
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OK~ it's all good~
Let's keep it to golfing puns~
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Iflyfish
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"Just saying, what's good for the gander is good for the goose...."
Nuts, sometimes the gander gets goosed or in this case goose egged.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by arrowhead
I've just been mildly amused reading this thread. In many other cultures, what Tiger did would be a non-issue. The French are probably saying
something like, "WTF is all the commotion about?" The Mexicans have the same attitude, and it is even ingrained into their societal values. In Mexico,
a man can get a group health insurance policy that covers himself, his wife, kids, parents, MISTRESS and CONCUBINE.
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This idea has already been stated in this string...and it is true!
Back to Howodd's premise, I think the reason we in The United States (and our media) are so entertained by this story is because it piques our
collective (and individual) prurient interest.
Sex is taboo...dirty! "Oh God! Stop! Please don't!...uh don't....uh Oh don't stop!...Oh God!...Oh Jesus!...I'm so ashamed...How will I ever face
myself in the morning?"
"Wow! I'm really a big stud!....You Slu*! You told me you weren't that kind of a girl." Then they go to church and everything is then OK.
This story also represents our country's adulation of money. Money=Power. Money=Religion. We love it. We wallow in it. We cheat for it and we kill for
it. It corrupts. It enables one to possess another's soul.
Tiger is the quintessential superhero sports celebrity. He is the very best! Besides that, he is aloof, cool, private...and very rich!!! He had it
all, including a beautiful blonde wife. He made more money than any other athlete in history.
He was untouchable, flawless and perfect. Not like ordinary mortals. Not only did we consider him as such. He believed it of himself.
He was way-y-y-y up there on that pedestal, and it was a lo-n-g hard fall. We Americans love this kind of story.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Iflyfish
"Just saying, what's good for the gander is good for the goose...."
Nuts, sometimes the gander gets goosed or in this case goose egged.
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sometimes they get GOOSED a little late to keep out of trouble~~~
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wessongroup
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BajaGringo
I think we ought to set up a Cadillac Margarita booth at the next convention of the southern Baptists. That should really enlighten them a bit...
Official BajaGringo Cadillac Margarita Recipe |
and thanks for the recipe.. will report back... 
[Edited on 12-7-2009 by wessongroup]
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
So this will probably turn into some unavoidable sex addiction deal and everybody will feel sorry for Tiger if he receives counseling.
Poor baby. He couldn't help himself.
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I'm only quoting myself 'cause I heard on the radio this AM that he's scheduled for the Oprah Show to present this defense.
What a pathetic, ghetto wimp.
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monoloco
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I'm just waiting for him to wrap himself in religion.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by monoloco
I'm just waiting for him to wrap himself in religion. |
Yeah....that has to be next. He'll walk on to the Oprah set with a bible in his hand.
Jeeeezo....I pity his poor mother. His fall from grace must be devastating for her.
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Dave
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
I heard on the radio this AM that he's scheduled for the Oprah Show to present this defense.
What a pathetic, ghetto wimp. |
Any bets on whether the 'little woman' will be by his side?
I wouldn't worry about Tiger too much.
Yesterday, they cheered Vick in Atlanta. 
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Dave
Yesterday, they cheered Vick in Atlanta. |
Not everybody.
I don't worry at all about Tiger. I think he's earned everything he gets. Forever he maintened a private life, even naming his ship, "PRIVACY", and
the public respected that.
Then, when someone opens the door to give the world a peek at the private life of a living legend, he reveals his emulations of Jimmy Swaggert. Look
what despicable behavior did for Jimmy.
What would the world think if this had happened to Jack Nicklaus or Arnold Palmer.
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BajaGringo
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| Quote: | Originally posted by monoloco
I'm just waiting for him to wrap himself in religion. |
Tiger just needs to get ahold of a good Baptist preacher. Maybe Skeet is available???
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monoloco
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A good dose of Skeet would do him wonders.
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Dave
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Bob Schieffer...Stop Whining
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/bob-schieffer-to-ti...
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tripledigitken
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Dave
| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
I heard on the radio this AM that he's scheduled for the Oprah Show to present this defense.
What a pathetic, ghetto wimp. |
Any bets on whether the 'little woman' will be by his side?
I wouldn't worry about Tiger too much.
Yesterday, they cheered Vick in Atlanta. |
Wasn't Kobe with the Lakers in some kind of trouble awhile back?
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tripledigitken
Wasn't Kobe with the Lakers in some kind of trouble awhile back?
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Big time. I think his indiscretions became more forceful or something like that, with a hotel domestic in Colorado...I think.
I try not to remember this ghetto garbage.
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He's actually a gay guy and.....
boy has he fooled everyone with this hetero-masquerade!
He's not shooting for a "hole in one" more like a "hole in anyone"
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
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Time for a new adage:
MONEY heals everything. 
NO Bible needed.
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DENNIS
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He's actually a gay guy and.....
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Oh Lord. Has that come up with everything else?
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
He's actually a gay guy and.....
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Oh Lord. Has that come up with everything else? |
No, in that case it won't come up with females.
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