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capt. mike
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"Baron.. nice plane..joined the mile-highers in one a long time ago."
ok Roger.....i must hear about that one sometime over some beers and pretzels... you can of course use aliases...you know - change the names to protect the innocent.
and i'll tell you mine!
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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dtbushpilot
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I remember like it was yesterday the conversation after joining the club:
She: I have a confession to make, I was already in the club....
Me: That's OK, we weren't really a mile high.....
Question: Do you have to be a mile AGL or would a mile above sea level count? If it's above sea level I could have joined the club without leaving the
hanger.....
Sorry for the hijack......
"Life is tough".....It's even tougher if you're stupid.....
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Pompano
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Don't fret about any hijack, dt..one can only say so much about a barbeque grill. Here's some more on the Mile High Club:
--On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is
there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"
For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says.
He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a
time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:
"Iron this."
[Edited on 8-12-2010 by Pompano]
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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capt. mike
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dt - too funny, a concept i hadn't pondered...but why not??!!
formerly Ordained in Rev. Ewing\'s Church by Mail - busted on tax fraud.......
Now joined L. Ron Hoover\'s church of Appliantology
\"Remember there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over....\"
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Mexicorn
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Ha Pompie thats funny!
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