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Feathers
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How great is this?!? REALLY great!!!
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I got most of my cats as kittens and found it very easy to train them to use the toilet and eliminate the need for cleaning a litter box:
1. Buy a plastic dishpan, etc. that will sit in the toilet.
2. Put the seat down, add some cat liter and put the kitten in it.
3. After they get used to using it put a little less litter in it each time you dump it.
4. Once the litter gets down to less than 1 inch add some water.
5. Since the cat doesn't like to get it's feet wet it will start setting on the seat instead of getting in the litter and after that you can take the
litter container away and the cat just continues to set on the seat and go.
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Fantastic news!!!! YAY!!!! And thanks for the additional bump, rhintransit.
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Secret Cat Diary
DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I
may eat another houseplant and cough it up on the carpeting.
DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on
their bed (again).
DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan...
DAY 768- I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth
and the tiny bit of flesh under my claws.
DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
[Edited on 2-24-2015 by Feathers]
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NEVER allow a cat to lay on your chest doing that "clawie, feelie, massage thing" with the motor on.
They are actually using bone conduction to determine (using feline 'sonar') soft, or viable spots that they can use later, while you are sleeping, to
attack and destroy you.
And that "stare-down" thing they do.
Ever watch two fighters staring each other down for the official commercial?
Kitty's always win on that one, proving who really is 'baddest'.
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| Quote: Originally posted by Cisco | NEVER allow a cat to lay on your chest doing that "clawie, feelie, massage thing" with the motor on.
They are actually using bone conduction to determine (using feline 'sonar') soft, or viable spots that they can use later, while you are sleeping, to
attack and destroy you.
And that "stare-down" thing they do.
Ever watch two fighters staring each other down for the official commercial?
Kitty's always win on that one, proving who really is 'baddest'.
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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