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noproblemo2
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Yes, but were you being chased by a hot blond bikini model swinging a five iron???
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I would've taken away the five iron and given her my putter.
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Maybe he should have kept his "putter" in his bag!!!!
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Bob H
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I will stick to my theory that he was taking ambien!!! That stuff can do strange things to you (side effects).... things that you would never
remember.
Bob H
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The Gull
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Dave
I would've taken away the five iron and given her my putter.
Repeatedly. |
Once upon a time, it would have been called your driver?
�I won\'t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.� William F. Buckley, Jr.
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woody with a view
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bob H
I will stick to my theory that he was taking ambien!!! That stuff can do strange things to you (side effects).... things that you would never
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Bob.. are you speaking of things you don't remember?
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BajaGringo
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Reading different blogs, forums and social media all over, the general consensus I read is that most folks reaction is just, "this guy is human after
all".
In a time where most young, successful celebrities seem to routinely grab headlines for rude, drunk, stoned and generally outrageous behavior, Tiger
did not (up until now). In spite of being the first athlete to earn 1 billion+ in winnings/endorsements he seemed to have been well trained in keeping
his cool on and off the golf course. Watching the way he seemed to dominate a sport that is so resistant to be tamed by most mortals, many of us found
ourselves wondering at times if this kid was really human.
Did he cheat? Who knows, but he certainly isn't the first man to do so (if he did). I'll leave that for him and his wife to sort out.
Now we know he is a mere mortal after all so I guess we can go back to watching the golf channel...
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BajaGringo
I'll leave that for him and his wife to sort out.
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Don't forget his mother. I bet she'll paddle his behind. 
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Gypsy Jan
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Breaking News - Tiger's Wife Was Aiming at Him with the Golf Club
http://gawker.com/5414362/correction-tiger-woods-wife-kicks-...
[Edited on 11-28-2009 by Gypsy Jan]
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness.”
—Mark Twain
\"La vida es dura, el corazon es puro, y cantamos hasta la madrugada.” (Life is hard, the heart is pure and we sing until dawn.)
—Kirsty MacColl, Mambo de la Luna
\"Alea iacta est.\"
—Julius Caesar
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Pompano
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Golfer's Wife Dies...
So there's this guy who golfs with his buddies every weekend, and his wife keeps bugging him to take her along and teach her to play.
He finally relents, and the following Sunday finds them on the first tee.
She's never played, so he tells her to go down to the ladies tees, watch him drive, and then try to do like he did. She goes down to the reds, the guy
hooks his drive, and the ball hits his wife, killing her.
The police come to investigate, and the coroner says, "It's the damnest thing I ever saw. There's an imprint on her temple, and you can read "Titlist
1."
"That was my ball," the guy said.
"What I don't understand," the coroner continued, "is the one on her behind that says "Titleist 3."
"Oh," the guy replied, "that was my mulligan."
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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ELINVESTIG8R
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As stated before she was beating his behind...BUT...
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Howard
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Pompano, you started this, so everyone, don't blame me!
THREE PRIESTS AND RAMUMA
Three priests and a lawyer have played golf every Wednesday at 1:00 on the same course for over 10 years.
It’s Wednesday @ 1:00 and the three priests and the lawyer tee off. In front of them are the worst golfers known to mankind. They normally take 3
hours to finish the course but today it takes them over 8 hours!
They are furious as they took so long to finish because of the foursome ahead of them. They go to the starter and protest when the starter explained
to them the people in front of them were sight impaired (blind).
They were so shocked and embarrassed as here are people trying to better their lives and we gave them so much trouble as they played their game.
First Padre reaches in his pocket and pulls out 500 pesos, gives it to the starter and explains the he is so embarrassed, “let me pay for their next
round”
Second Padre reaches in his pocket and pulls out 500 pesos, gives it to the starter and explains the he is so embarrassed , “let me buy them new
balls, tees the next time they play.”
Third Padre reaches in his pocket and pulls out 500 pesos, gives it to the starter and explains the he is so embarrassed , “ let me pay for their
lunch the next time they are here.”
They all turn to Ramuma and he says,
“fu-k em, let em play at night!
We don't stop playing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop playing
George Bernard Shaw
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So many of my friends have posted on this thread. I'm guilty as anyone for having jumped on. However the bottom line is that this thread represents a
microchasm of what is wrong with our society today. Chances are that Tiger was fooling around. Considering his comely wife, I cannot imagine why.
However, it is an unflattering reflection on our society that even if the worst were true, it should be some sort of major event in our individual
lives.
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woody with a view
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i'll repeat my ?
why is divorce so expensive?
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MrBillM
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Domestic Relations ?
As they say "Don't argue with your Wife. Dicker".
But not others.
[Edited on 11-29-2009 by MrBillM]
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bajahowodd
Chances are that Tiger was fooling around. Considering his comely wife, I cannot imagine why. |
obviously you've never had the good stuff! for as the saying goes ... 'show us a beautiful women and we'll show you someone who's sick of %$#@ing
her!!'
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Barry A.
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The "other" woman denies even knowing Tiger, the way I hear it.
Who you gonna believe???
Poor Tiger-----------everything was going so smoothly----------now THIS. It is probably Bush's fault, somehow.
Barry
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woody with a view
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kinda like when the cops arrest someone, 99.5 percent of the time they are guilty. same here...
at least that what i tell the judge when i get called for jury duty.
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i'll repeat my ?
why is divorce so expensive? |
Because it's worth it of course......dt
"Life is tough".....It's even tougher if you're stupid.....
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woody with a view
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thank you!
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Barry A.
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i'll repeat my ?
why is divorce so expensive? |
Mine wasn't----------I ended up with almost everything. She wanted her freedom, and has never remarried after 26 years, but we are still friends.
Conservatives win almost every time. 
Barry
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woody with a view
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there's ALWAYS one. that's why generalities are not so specific..... 
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