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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
passengerizes |
Another Skeetism. Is anyone keeping track of these? 
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Santiago
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Dano - frikking genius -
forever yours,
Pinky Girdlesniffer
PS the www.skeetersbreeders.com is priceless.
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mtgoat666
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Mood: Hot n spicy
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Tripper:
What is your Problem??
I don;t have any problems other than trying to get a Website of Good Folks instead of a bunch of DOPERS, DRUNKS, and madmen.
80 years old
Good Physical Condition(2 Horses, 5 Acres just mowed half of it this morning}
Beautiful Young Wife-together 30 years
Million Dollars
50 year Mason on Oct 5th
Pilot with about 6,000 Hours flying time(2,000 in Baja Sur]
Degree in Criminology
3 years Experienc Hollywood Calif.{ Some of the most Physically and Mentally Degenerate People in the World--Like some on this Board--}
Now Mr. Tripper.
Put up or Shut Up!!! |
skeet:
your list of accomplishments is not consistent with your nasty demeanor. i suspect that you were once pleasant. now you are a nasty old fart.
perhaps you and fulano can design your baja sur website together.
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bajahowodd
Sheesh! At least he hasn't threatened to burn Qurans for publicity. |
Wasn't Skeet in the Koran War? I think I remember something like that.
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kaybaj
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by kaybaj
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Hey....it's a slow news day. 
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Bajahowodd
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
| Quote: | Originally posted by kaybaj
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Hey....it's a slow news day. |
No need to apologize, Dennis. I thought it was funny.
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Bajatripper
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| Quote: | Originally posted by gnukid
So, let us bid adieu to disruptive characters and perhaps ignore them though its true it's hard to, yet participating can be so wasteful.
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But Skeeterman is the only toy I have on this site. He's like one of those dolls you pull the string on, and it spouts out the same load of crap every
time. Do I have to give him up?
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Bajatripper
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
Wasn't Skeet in the Koran War? I think I remember something like that. |
Or was it WWII? I think I remember that he forgets which war he was in.
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Bajatripper
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| Quote: | Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
| Quote: | Originally posted by bajalera
Well, I intend to drink booze and smoke pot, but have decided I'm not gonna git nekkid and you can all be glad of that. |
And thank GAWD we don't need to argue over the getting nekkid part! I've already promised your kid I wouldn't let you go astray! |
If you do that, how is Mom ever to get into one of those "Good Grannies Gone Bad" videos I hear so much about?
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mike odell
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I just used Dano's name formula, to come up with Skeets new name!!!
I now have pacifico all over my keyboard!!!! READY? DRUM ROLL!
Skeet is now.........Snotty Diaper Pants
Of course I am now....Flunky Bubble Brain
God, my sides hurt
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DanO
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
| Quote: | Originally posted by longlegsinlapaz
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Another Skeetism. Is anyone keeping track of these? |
Your wish is my command (just had more coffee, er, I mean, DOPE!). I've gathered the Skeeterisms from this thread (that I could find among the vast
trove of comedy gold) and have taken the liberty of adding my own translations. Enjoy:
Parrilell 28 -- Not that I have any personal knowledge, but doesn't this sound like the name of a French strip club? I wonder what Skeeter's been up
to . . . .
Kyackers -- People on your boat who never shut up.
Adventuers -- People who like their vacations tough and their beef jerky even tougher.
Commercial Sullort -- I have to admit, this one has me stumped. I googled "sullort" but all I got was Skeet's post and a bunch of typos. Anyone want
to take a run at this one?
FolkswhohaveadegreeofCommonSense -- This means individuals interested in Adventure etc. not Bull Puckey and Dope and Politics (in that order). Duh!
Haven't you been paying attention?
Bull Pukey -- According to Dennis, this comes out of the front of the bull, not the back like Bull Puckey.
DEgenerate -- A verb meaning to take away one's generator.
Nekid/Nekkid -- Naked, I think. Could also be a spanish name for baby formula.
Wevsites -- Discussion forums in an alternative internet universe where the moderators have the supernatural ability to know sight unseen whether
posters are nekid and/or pot drinkers, and to consequently prevent said nekid pot drinkers from posting so as to maintain the purity of the forums'
gene pools. Or something.
Woners -- Scary people who wear black trenchcoats, wone wevsites and hunt wabbits.
Diaperheads -- I think we've beaten this one pretty much to death, but it was damn good while it lasted, wasn't it?
True Lover of Freedom -- Skeet. Oh, and Chuck Norris.
Bad-<outhing -- Not sure, but it seems dirty.
Breeding Factory -- The first phase in the creation of a wevsite that will dominate the world because it is run and frequented only by the clones of
True Lovers of Freedom that are created at the Breeding Factory, Inc.
Physico -- Describes people who like to go to the doctor every few years to bend over and cough and take a leak in a cup.
Chicken Smith -- Covered above, but no word from Skeet yet on whether I got it right.
Penlicans -- I think this is a kind of hardtack made by the indians from nuts, berries, and Pelican poop, but I could be wrong. I'll try googling a
recipe.
Children,s Posts -- Anything posted by me, apparently.
Stay tuned.
\"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.\" -- Frank Zappa
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DENNIS
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Excellent. Book'im DanO.
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maspacifico
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DanO......That is scary. Waaay too much time on your hands.... But, I think a search through the archives of Nomads is in order for someone of your
talents. There is gold in them thar hills!! If the penlicans haven't gotten all of it...
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Skeet/Loreto
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I AM A DING DONG DADDY FROM DUMAS! WATCH ME DO MY STUFF!!
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Lee
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Let's back up and regroup folks
Skeet started this thread with a great idea. The BCS crowd is probably a more aware group of people than the BCN crowd. I love Ensenada and
even El Rosario -- but there is nothing up North that comes close to Cabo, Todos, La Paz, and even GN. Mulege? Beats every town up North.
Skeet is on to something -- and the rabblerousers on this forum have taken his GREAT idea and high jacked this thread into a Let's Beat Skeet and His
Ideas Up free-for-all. This stuff comes across as fun and playful pokes but sometimes, it's insensitive and down right mean spirited.
I don't support some of the over-the-top comments Skeet throws out.
And there's nothing wrong with tootin' your own horn, as Skeet tends to do every now and then. Credit where credit is due, I say.
Let's not discredit the message because of the appearance of the messenger. A BCS Forum just makes good sense. BN has spawned mutants like
Maggie (respectfully), Fulano, Joe, and others who I think are true BCN'ers.
Clearly, Skeet is a BCS'er and proud of it. I can't think of a better town than Loreto to be associated with. Unless it's Todos, Pescadero,
Mulege, Cabo and San Jose del Cabo. To each their own.
Glad we're not all comparing Resumes here. Skeet would be among some others at the top of the Heap.
US Marines: providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775.
What I say before any important decision.
F*ck it.
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Iflyfish
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Commercial Sullort
One who sells sullort rather than give it to their friends like any good left wing commie, pinko, liberal, berkeley type, mush for brains, pothead
would do. A person who is paid to sort this sort of thing out.
Iflyfishinaweofdano'sverbaltourdeforce
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Skeet/Loreto
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thank You Lee for your Post.
I think that there are some real differences in the People who come to Baja Sur for the Adventures as opposed to those who live in the North closer to
the Cities., I do give credit to those in the Mountains as most seem to be like the Good Folks of the South.
If and When we do get a Baja Sur Website we cou;ld all work to keep it about Baja Sur and not Personalities of the Poster.
Wish Doug would come up with a Complete Seperate Site and Discussion Board.
I will keep trying.
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gnukid
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Forums come in a few flavors, most are open source applications where development is shared. The main applications are Phpbb and phpNuke or variations
of these, another examples includes SMF simple machines forum. Open source development allows many people to work to stop hackers who might compromise
the forum. Other methods include subscription based software that commercial developers work for you to maintain for a price.
Anyone can install these applications fairly simply and affordably, for example one could go to http://godaddy.com setup an economical account for about $5/month or even for free and go to the applications sections and install PHPBB or SMF
for free, you can easily customize the forums, sub forums and the look and feel of the forum with a simple administration interface that anyone can
use.
The problems come later on, as maintenance is required, or data backup and restore, dealing with increased traffic and of course trolls and hackers.
If skeet is interested he could ask his niece to help or use the extended FreeMason network of system administrators.
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
I think that there are some real differences in the People who come to Baja Sur for the Adventures as opposed to those who live in the North closer to
the Cities |
We, who grunge our way through life in the northern Baja wastelands, are closer to God than our friends and neighbors to the south. Anybody who has
studied geography knows that.
I mean, all you have to do, Skeet, is observe a half full/empty bottle of beer. The top half is filled with the pure air of heaven while the bottom
half is filled with pukey pollutants.
By the way...we're closer to Santa as well, but we'll save that one till December.
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