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Cypress
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Ever see an old boxer at a fight? Still has the spirit, but wouldn't survive the
first round. Same goes with a lot of things.
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Skeet/Loreto
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Cypress: Might be!
Met my wife when she was 24 and I 48! That was 1979- Still going Strong!
Hope you are as Lucky.
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Bajamatic
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A 70 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an
eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one
day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear
and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man.
"Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
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Forgot the 
[Edited on 10-18-2006 by Bajamatic]
yuletide
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Cypress
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Congrats Skeet!
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Al G
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Cypress
Ever see an old boxer at a fight? Still has the spirit, but wouldn't survive the
first round. Same goes with a lot of things. |
Pay attention, and learn...This is dribbling Crap!
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Al G
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Bajamatic 
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Skeet/Loreto
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Al G; You are from Concord Huh!
Is that not where one of those "Young Fellows" layed on the Train Tracks and allowed a Train to run over him and cut his Legs off up near his Butt???
Now was that "Smart" ?.
Skeet
"Older Women Make Better Lovers"
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FARASHA
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Al G
Oso...Me too...,but I want a young female...ohhh...like 50 or so. |
THANK you AlG- I'm in your category of the YOUNG then!!
Been away for somedays - jeeze,what happened to this thread??
Odd - most guys dreaming for younger females, except for one who cheerishes the Old Woman.
EVER thought that YOUNG females want this too?? HM would I fancy a 18 year old guy!? 
Nahh, energy and timewaste, to teach them all that matters.
It's like with good WINE. Gets taste with age.
The younger wine just gives me diarrhea.
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chino
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Baja Bernie
I just can't seem to remember any time in my 45 years of kicking around this Little Bit of Paradise called Baja that any of us have had problems with
getting along with all age groups.
Here is an idea! Why don't we all just agree that we may want different things in Baja and then just get along with each other and forget our
differences and laugh together when we can find common ground.
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Good word, there are alot of things to agree on, I have found that sharing cold beer and fresh fish, with almost anyone, is a good way toward common
ground.
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Baja Bernie
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chino
You got that right--but a warm beer is good for me.
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Al G
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Skeet/Loreto
Al G; You are from Concord Huh!
Is that not where one of those "Young Fellows" layed on the Train Tracks and allowed a Train to run over him and cut his Legs off up near his Butt???
Now was that "Smart" ?.
Skeet
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Your right Skeets... I believe it was Martinez, CA..
I don't want to make issue about this guy. I think his issues were deeper then just being young and dumb. On the outside he appeared to be
intelligent. His cause may have been from lack of knowledge and understanding of main stream issues, but his attempt to get attention for them was a
problem rooted deeper then that issue. Reminds me of suicide bombers except few if any of those bombers have knowledge of the outside world concepts.
I just wondering how long before they run out this level of ignorant people.
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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Al G
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| Quote: | Originally posted by FARASHA
| Quote: | Originally posted by Al G
Oso...Me too...,but I want a young female...ohhh...like 50 or so. |
THANK you AlG- I'm in your category of the YOUNG then!!
Been away for somedays - jeeze,what happened to this thread??
Odd - most guys dreaming for younger females, except for one who cheerishes the Old Woman.
EVER thought that YOUNG females want this too?? HM would I fancy a 18 year old guy!?
Nahh, energy and timewaste, to teach them all that matters.
It's like with good WINE. Gets taste with age.
The younger wine just gives me diarrhea. |
If there is something here of credit, I take none. Guys making comments of 18 year olds has been happening all of our lives. No big deal. Just
something that has been done since we were 18 ourselves. Lately though when I think of 18-25 year old people, I seem to think of them more as I once
thought of 6-15 year old.So hence my response. Today I am more inclined to want to be close to people that have settled on their issues. Damn...I
thing that is the same thing you said............
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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FARASHA
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OKAY AlG, hope it's not too painful to find that out!
AND I need to ADD: I came latly to the conclusion that sometimes the old Wine turnes into vinegar 
OR the flashy bottle (or brand name) doesn't keep the promises as well.
So I switched to beer instead. NO headache next day!
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Crusoe
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Well....Hmmmm?...... My Grandma said " Your only as old as the girl you
feel"
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Crusoe
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Young vs. old....."Expierience starts when you begin"---Geezers Rule!!!!
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FARASHA
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Crusoe
Young vs. old....."Expierience starts when you begin"---Geezers Rule!!!!
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BEGIN What?? can't figure the rest of this!
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Skeet/Loreto
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This is Old!
True Story: The other day while checking out at the Local Wal-Mart, there was a very nice looking Lady going through the usual routine of taking her
time, writing a check, posting the Check,talking up a Storm as the line grew longer..
The Pretty Lady took her time, and as I only had one small item{being a Senior Citizen, with limited funds, I followed her through the Garden Area,
where she had stopped to arrange her Purse in an orderely manner.
I spoke, she replied and a conversation began. Talking got around to where she lived and if she had gone to Amarillo Hi School. She replied in the
Affimative that she had done so in 1948.{Same as me}.
I Told her my name and immeidately she "Threw.
her Arms around me and Shouted "Skeeter", You were the first Boy to ever Kiss me!! and it was at 15th and Washington near the Park, One Night, and I
was only Fourteen Years Old!!!!
I was stunned!,Not from the Warm Embrace, but from the Fact that I did not know who was pressing that "Young feeling body aganist me"..I did not
remember!!!!!!!!!!!
As she slowly released her embrace, she told me her Name, and I being a Gentleman of Renown exclaimed that I too remembered.
She gave me her Phone number and the fact that she was alone and we parted, promising to stay in touch{by Phone}.
The next day I drove by 15th and Washington and did in Fact remember, jogged my feeble old brain, back to 1947.
They are all Beautifull Ladies-Young or Old and all in Between.
Remember Lera- We are all Sinners!
Skeet/Loreto
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Baja Bernie
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And Skeet
will we get a follow up to this post or are you still a true Baja Gentleman?
PS I agree with Jesse that the Mexicans in Baja are not like their brothers on the mainland. That is why, it seems to me, that so few of them join
the march across the border.
[Edited on 10-26-2006 by Baja Bernie]
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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Baja Bernie
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Grover
An old guy in camp had this posted on the back of his truck-- I really think he needs some professional help, "Old Guys Rule" Nutty because even
when I was young, I seem to remember, it was the softer gender that grasped the reins. . What am I laughing about?
My smidgen of a claim to fame is that I have had so many really good friends. By Bernie Swaim December 2007
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FARASHA
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Had a look in the future. THAT is ME in about 30 years or so!!! quite funny!!!
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