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[*] posted on 11-28-2009 at 06:46 PM


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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 07:07 AM
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I still think the market for these kinds of playgrounds died when the Dow was flirting with 6000. The market is coming back, unlike the appetite for dropping 10 million on a patch of scrub in a very difficult area to access.


Tiger Wood's other Golf Development is in Dubai I believe.

Wonder if the current melt down there will kill the Baja Version?

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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 07:16 AM


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Tiger Wood's other Golf Development is in Dubai I believe.

Wonder if the current melt down there will kill the Baja Version?

Ken


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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 07:20 AM


why do men usually die before their wives?

because they want to.




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 07:49 AM


The thing that troubles me most about the Tiger Woods incident is, well....club selection. Do you think she used an iron or a wood? I would have probably gone with a 3-wood. OTOH, for a big Escalade rear window, maybe you want some steel for that. On balance, maybe a 9-iron would be the right choice. Has anyone heard what she actually used? But if she was thinking more about using the club on him....I guess almost anything would do....



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 07:58 AM


From a woman's perspective I'd go with a long iron, 3 or 4 for the window, more leverage. On him....driver...stand back and let it rip.
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 08:11 AM


I think you're right oldlady (somehow I doubt you are an oldlady). Long iron for the window, driver for him. OTOH, for him, a well-placed putter might work also. I wonder if she drug the whole bag out with her, or made the choice in the house. Where's the damn caddy when you need one???

[Edited on 11-29-2009 by Ken Bondy]




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 08:20 AM


Ken - as a structural engineer perhaps to continue this some scientific analysis would be fun - can you calculate the different momentia achieved given the shaft length, head weight and distance of the arc of her swing??:lol::lol::lol:
gotta love science.




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 08:24 AM


mike - I worked all that out this morning, but oldlady got it intuitively :) Gotta love science AND a woman's intuition.



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 08:33 AM


He definitely got a good old fashion "A" Whoopin!



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 08:33 AM


It will be interesting this coming week as Tiger hosts his tournament in California, the distance the cameras will stay away from him and, if there are interviews, what wont be touched upon.
I wonder if the little woman will be there to add the feeling of marital bliss.

Any mention of a pre-nup yet?
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 09:26 AM
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I would have probably gone with a 3-wood. OTOH, for a big Escalade rear window, maybe you want some steel for that.


Ken, there ain't no more 'wood' woods. However, I have a beautiful antique set of Kenneth Smith woods in my collection.

Wouldn't want to hit the spouse with one of those, though.

Too valuable. :rolleyes:




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 09:30 AM


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Chances are that Tiger was fooling around. Considering his comely wife, I cannot imagine why.


obviously you've never had the good stuff! for as the saying goes ... 'show us a beautiful women and we'll show you someone who's sick of %$#@ing her!!'




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 09:33 AM


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Ken, there ain't no more 'wood' woods.


Shows you how long it's been since I played golf :). What are "woods" called now? Drivers?

[Edited on 11-29-2009 by Ken Bondy]




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 09:34 AM


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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 09:36 AM


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Shows you how long it's been since I played golf :). What are "woods" called now? Drivers?


Must be the "Out of bounds" model. Wonder who the neighbor is who owns the property on which Tiger was off-roading.
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 09:39 AM


Sounds like the basic family feud.:?: Last I heard something about the rear window of the car being smashed out by a golf club.:?:Maybe it was just items in the car flying around at time of impact.:light:
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 10:08 AM
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What are "woods" called now? Drivers?


When the ball lands in the fairway they're called, 'You da man'.

When it don't they're called, 'Mother%$#K*%@C*&^%(#$RS'.




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 10:51 AM


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Ken - as a structural engineer perhaps to continue this some scientific analysis would be fun - can you calculate the different momentia achieved given the shaft length, head weight and distance of the arc of her swing??:lol::lol::lol:
gotta love science.


"momentia"= a contraction of momenta and dementia:?::lol:

When you consider the wrath of a woman scorned, you might agree that even the glass window couldn't slow the momentum of a determined tee off. :dudette: :fire:

My scientific analysis is: the speed achieved at the pinnacle of the arc, strategically placed, would indeed eradicate any recollection of Woods' wood. :spingrin: :smug: :lol:




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 11:02 AM


Might end up in a lost ball or two also....Do you suppose she'll get a Mulligan?
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