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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 11:22 AM


oldlady - your "philanderers" and "lost ball/Mulligan" responses are hilarious. So is yours toneart. I love it when a thread degenerates like this :)



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 11:34 AM


I do too. To parapharse from the PGA, "You guys are really good !" Been laughing like hell all morning.
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 11:41 AM


It is not easy for literary degenerates to generate with proper decorum.:no: ;)



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 11:48 AM


:lol: especially while sober...are we at the nineteenth yet?
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 01:35 PM


Tiger says, "It was all his fault and his wife acted courageously."

My guess is the wife continued to use the nine iron on him when he got home from the hospital!
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 01:47 PM


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Poor Tiger-----------everything was going so smoothly----------now THIS. It is probably Bush's fault, somehow.

Barry



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 02:32 PM
Tiger to Troopers - Thanks, but No Thanks.


After telling them to come back on Sunday for a chat, he told them today to try again Monday and, BTW, his Lawyer will be there.

Only an Idiot would talk to the Cops AFTER They said that "Charges are being considered".

Good Luck with that.
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 02:46 PM
This Just In


The circus just got its third ring! The alleged other woman is now represented by Gloria Allred. Geez.



Unfortunately, this may mess with his appearance at Sherwood Country Club this week. He didn't play last year because of the surgery. The tourney is for his charity. Guess we'll see soon.

[Edited on 11-29-2009 by Bajahowodd]
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 04:34 PM
"..I Need a Kobe Special."


I can't believe that none of you sports fanatics haven't picked up on this one.

It's dirty work, getting out of the rough, but sometimes you have to do it. Sigh.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/29/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-kob...




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 05:25 PM
www.ASKOJ.com


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I can't believe that none of you sports fanatics haven't picked up on this one.


Why spend the money?

Stab the biatch then get a 'downtown' jury.




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 05:43 PM


I was not going to bit on this, but after seeing it continue on......

In my short time on Baja Nomads I have seen two threads taken down as they were deemed to "heated" and/or not related to the "Baja" per se.

In both cases they death with the human condition as impacted by the Environment, and in the second case the impact of Industrialization on other races and/or Continents. Both which had relevancy to anyone living in or on the Baja Peninsula.

This thread does not have anything what so ever to do with the Baja, yet it goes on and on....

Liked "soulpatch's take... "Kind of pathetic voyeurism"

I don’t watch TV, or listen to the radio as I don’t want to be impacted by programming (if you can call it that) and/or the commercials which are coming at you every eight to ten minutes, with Logo’s, promo’s of coming events, and other messages going on even during the “program”. And on top of that, the commercials deal with: sex, sex, sex, and some more sex.. In some manner or another.

Yes this is a topic, and yes this kind of event does happen, it's called sex, and it occurs ALL the time... get over it..

Can we talk about something else other than Tiger getting his penis wet, and giggle about it? ……. Please

I’m sure there must be some adult links many here might enjoy more than this thread, if the “theme” of the posting is any gauge.

But I suppose I will have to leave that to others.. To determine what is a proper balance on the board.. and needs to be put to bed.

Thought I would get this in before the tread is judged ……… ahhhh I’m not sure anymore




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 05:52 PM


I was just here for the jokes, I love all the wisecracks :lol:

This thread is WAY too Punny!!!:lol::lol::lol:

What can I say....I like CORN!


Tiger Woods don't influence me one way or another, but you can bet that the late night shows will have fodder for weeks on this one (IF the allegations are true).

:lol::lol::lol:
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 05:59 PM


I'm in it for the punny! :P:lol::lol::lol::bounce:



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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:00 PM


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But I suppose I will have to leave that to others.. To determine what is a proper balance on the board.. and needs to be put to bed.



As a note of interest, yours is one of the longest posts in this thread. :lol::lol:
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:01 PM


Greedy Tony.:lol:
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:04 PM
In the sprit of things


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Quote:
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But I suppose I will have to leave that to others.. To determine what is a proper balance on the board.. and needs to be put to bed.



As a note of interest, yours is one of the longest posts in this thread. :lol::lol:


Why yes I do take my time Dennis, I don't just rush my way though....:P:P




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:05 PM


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Greedy Tony.:lol:


Hey! Me 'n' Kobe's got game. :rolleyes:;D




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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:05 PM


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(IF the allegations are true).




That doesn't matter anymore. We're in it for character assasination now.
Do you think this will up his value as a roll model in certain communities? :lol::lol::lol:
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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:21 PM
A Man Approaches his Wife After an Argument


"Will you sleep with me again after I give you a four million dollar diamond ring?"

"Why, yes, I will." she replies.

"Will you sleep with me again if I just say, 'I am very, very sorry?"

"Who do you think I am?", she asks. angrily.

He replies, sadly, "I guess we have established that; now, we are just negotiating."

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[*] posted on 11-29-2009 at 06:52 PM


Quote:
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gypsy Jan
I can't believe that none of you sports fanatics haven't picked up on this one.


Why spend the money?

Stab the biatch then get a 'downtown' jury.


Nah, Tiger just needs to lay the "wood" to her more often.




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