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vandenberg
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....if you install a screendoor you don't have to worry about the perception door, just leave it open and......
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Diver
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although the flies won't be able to get in, the nats and no-see-ums will be able to pass freely, thus ...
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Cypress
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You gotta have a little smoke going...one of those old smudge pots will...
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vandenberg
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....when installed in the frontal lobe, will make you able to fart in 5 different languages, thus
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Diver
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.. increaing your ability to fascinate the chicas in Columbia and other such ....
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toneart
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...gas groopies. You can tell they like it by the way they...
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DENNIS
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....smile and pose as they release huge clouds of the noxious exhaust while other less offensive folks are.....
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Cypress
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laughing and having a good time, wondering if....
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bajaguy
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Registered: 9-16-2003
Location: Carson City, NV/Ensenada - Baja Country Club
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.......they will have to pay the 15% import tax at the border, while back home............
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Sharksbaja
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...the boys were busy making designer swine flu masks that seemed to make breathing those noxious gases more tolerable.
One of my favorite masks.....
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
Nomads\' Sunsets
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bajaguy
Elite Nomad
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Location: Carson City, NV/Ensenada - Baja Country Club
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...........looked suspiciously like fellow Nomad..................
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vandenberg
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for example, looking for a compatible Nomad lovely,so widely distributed throughout Baja.......
[Edited on 9-21-2009 by vandenberg]
[Edited on 9-21-2009 by vandenberg]
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Martyman
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The wrestling mask was an exact replica of an one worn by Mil Mascaras at the Olympic Auditorium next to the Brew 102 Cerveceria
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woody with a view
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that's not a mask, it's an a$$. if wal mart don't have any you can get one at....
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Cypress
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Location: on the bayou
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any of the garage sales, however....
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toneart
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...you can buy them at the Dead Persons Warehouse. They are cheap because people actually died wearing their masks. They stink so bad they mask the
fart smell you were all worried about. Happy Halloween!
This will slip right by your frontal lobes without notice though, and you will eventually...
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backninedan
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...recieve enough brain damage to buy a time share unit in.....
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bajaguy
Elite Nomad
Posts: 9247
Registered: 9-16-2003
Location: Carson City, NV/Ensenada - Baja Country Club
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............Bahia-Asuncion, between the Trotters and Juan y Shari, and judt down the street from the Lobster Co-Op, where........
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toneart
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...the zombies will relocate. There, they will headquarter and eat all the timeshare salespeople. Then they will make forays out to Loreto to eat the
timeshare salespeople there. Juan and Shari are thrilled because they are leaving them alone, and they don't eat fish.
There is one big worry though...
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Mulegena
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after three days even fish begin to smell like Condo Salespeople, so Juan and Shari and the rest of the townfolk begin to walk like Eqyptians so as to
confuse the Zombies and cause them to look for buildings which are only over 5 stories high. The problem with this brilliant little scheme of the
Asuncianos is that they find it rather difficult to climb into their pangas to go fishing because they have to stand sideways all the time and hold
their arms at funny angles which makes it difficult to pick up a fishing pole so...
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