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toneart
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The Asuncion townspeople are all studying old Saturday Night Live clips of Steve Martin doing the Egyptian/zombie arm thing. If they master that, they
will certainly scare off the timeshare salespeople.
As for the zombies, everyone knows that they cannot be "scared to death", but they can be deprived of the timeshare salespeople/foodsource and will go
elsewhere. Icing on the cake (popping out of a pastel?) will be Juan in his thong, doing the Egyptian arm thing. Only problem there is that he may
also scare off the tourist/guests. 
Meanwhile, back in Mulege, Skeet is not doing the Egyptian Arm dance because it prevents him from putting his hands together to pray or to grasp a
beverage. That makes Jungla Jim's Bebidas Diablo an interesting tool for...
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woody with a view
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Location: Looking at the Coronado Islands
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keeping "gas in the tank" while shoveling mud after a hurricane....
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vandenberg
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....and in keeping the rumor alive that some megaresort, a Vegas one likely, is planning a huge gambling hotel, spanning the river, and, after "some"
dredging, will have paddlewheelers going to Comondu for their famous brown trout fishing and.......
(sorry Juan,too many referrences to you and your thong. Makes me wonder?:? 
[Edited on 9-22-2009 by vandenberg]
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toneart
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...and wait til the surfers to get the word: "Hey Dude, Woody timed that surge perfectly. He caught it at the bridge and brown-surfed all the way to
the mouth of the river into the Sea of Cortez." It comes once a year and river surfing will be bigger than windsurfing at La Ventana or Las Barrilles.
If you wipe out, just keep your mouth and eyes closed...no problema. 
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Cypress
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But if you only knew....
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bajaguy
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..........the real story and who was involved in the shootout at
San Ysidro. It was............
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toneart
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...It was all of us, conspiratorially, by reading and commenting here on BajaNomad. Take your hands off your keyboards and wrap them around a cold
Pacifico. Forget everything you think you know. Otherwise, the National Home Security Dept. will...
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woody with a view
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kick in your computer screen and shout, "hands off the keyboard, MF'er!"
or they will ask you to divulge all of the gps co-ords to your fave spots and post them online for everyone to see, just like a certain......
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Cypress
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very generous and helpful person....
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David K
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... who has NEVER posted any such thing, but the drama post such stuff is too great to resist! However, it is well known that Baja Nomads are good
people who help others... even surfers who are selfish with 'their spots'!
Anyway, one can only hope that the offer of free beer and friendship he offers will one day be accepted by his detractors and all Nomads can be
friendly and have fun.
Speaking of fun, one day while driving the Transpeninsular Highway, BAJACAT saw something strange dart across the road, so he...
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woody with a view
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stopped to check it out. upon close examination he realized it used to be a garmin gps before someone tossed it out the window. as he held the pieces
in his hands he looked around and noticed a tundra rolling southbound with boards on top, (this is where it gets wierd!). to this day, when he c-cked
his head BAJACAT swore he could hear laughter....
[Edited on 9-24-2009 by woody in ob]
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toneart
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...laughter he could never get out of his head. He had no idea that the laughter he heard coming from that Tundra with the surfboards on top was in
response to his shouted question, "Dude, where am I?"
Little did he know that the joke was: he was within 1/2 km of an ultra secret, well guarded surfing spot...not a clue. 
So, to this day he trudges along hearing laughter. His lips move and then he will toss his head back and laugh until tears come out of his eyes. Don't
think others haven't noticed.  He is a cult unto himself, waiting in a vacuum
for...
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Cypress
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somebody...
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David K
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... to drive up with that book 'Surfers Guide to Baja' that so many don't seem to know about with all the 'secert' spots detailed. Even so, the best
beaches are still deserted as most are affraid of...
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Cypress
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all sorts of silly things that are.....
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Sallysouth
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either made up or things that have happened in the past, like....
Happiness is just a Baja memory away...
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Paulina
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Sallysouth
either made up or things that have happened in the past, like.... |
...like that one time at band camp when I
\"Well behaved women rarely make history.\" Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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Phil S
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Mood: After 34 years. Still in love w/ my wife
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met this gorgeous blond, who was
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woody with a view
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looking for love, but found that there are no secrets, only people who don't know. upon discovering this bit of irony she then proceeded to.....
[Edited on 9-28-2009 by woody in ob]
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vandenberg
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...to take off her bikini to take a refreshing dip in the sea of Cortez, when it became quite obvious I was not dealing with a blond at all,
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