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elgatoloco
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| Quote: | Originally posted by bajajudy
[Edited on 12-2-2009 by bajajudy] |
I call BS on that photo. I am 100% sure his wife uses Nike golf clubs! 
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capt. mike
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this is all i'll have to say on the subject.....
Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. ??
Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red- problem is, there’s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian
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Gypsy Jan
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Credit to George Lopez
On his show last night, he commented: "Tiger Woods is half-black and half-Asian, right? Well the black side of him picked out the rims, and the
Asian side was driving!"
Ba da bump.
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toneart
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Stop! You're killing me! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you are all getting good groans out of me today! 
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I knew it was just a matter of time!   
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According to on-line information, Woods is a Buddist. At least THIS TIME we should be relieved of having to listen to the standard stupidity about
the "devil made me do it." Now if he can just keep his karma from running him into any more trees..........sorry.
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woody with a view
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on scene foto, the morning after
[Edited on 12-2-2009 by woody in ob]
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Confused, Mike?
| Quote: | Originally posted by capt. mike
It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. ??
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PUTZ:
It's pronounced exactly like 'puts' and usually covers nuts.
Unless it's really cold.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by vgabndo
According to on-line information, Woods is a Buddist. |
He sure doesn't sound like the Dalai Lama when he pounds his ball into the rough.
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Bajahowodd
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Time for your meditation, Dennis.
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| Quote: | Originally posted by DENNIS
| Quote: | Originally posted by vgabndo
According to on-line information, Woods is a Buddist. |
He sure doesn't sound like the Dalai Lama when he pounds his ball into the rough. |
Like the blonde rough and the brunette rough.
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Her $300 Million pre-nup and nanny skills should set her up for 10 lives. Maybe Tiger should try her twin sister next...
\"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing\"
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capt. mike
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Unless it's really cold.
you got that right Dave.....classic Sienfeld....the shrinkage episode....
yur phunny amigo.
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DENNIS
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Woooosh
Her $300 Million pre-nup and nanny skills should set her up for 10 lives. Maybe Tiger should try her twin sister next... |
Waddya mean, "Next?" Probably should be saying, "Again."
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Tigers new name.... CHEETA WOODS
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The Gull
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One liners
Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.
Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.
�I won\'t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.� William F. Buckley, Jr.
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Bob H
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Tiger on the Mend with his wife!! Latest PHOTO... Bob H
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You know, as much as this photo keeps going around the web folks are going to start thinking it is real if Tiger keeps hiding. The guy has my sympathy
as far as wanting privacy but unfortunately his fame is going to cost him, one way or another...
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Funny how the title of this thread turned out to be true !!
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They're coming out of the woodwork selling their stories about liasons with Tiger. Locally the one from Escondido talks of numberous meets with him
in San Diego, (at the W Hotel).
Hey, Punta Bravo was just an excuse to his wife for all the visits to San Diego.
[Edited on 12-4-2009 by tripledigitken]
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