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Cypress
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when she gave me that sweet smile I ....
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rdrrm8e
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So the blonde and I headed back up the bluff to the car only to discover it was gone! 1 set of tire tracks heading North.
Who could know the fate of our magic Plymouth carpet? Who had decided we had finished all of our business in that old beater?
What would happen when they...or the Federales..... looked under the back seat at the next checkpoint?
We had to get South. Away from this tiny beach with so many short, but sweet memories. I grabbed what little I had and told blondie to do the same. We
scrambled barefoot up to the higway and struck that classic pose known round the world.It is when you figure the least fortunate among you, is
standing along a dry, dusty desert road with his thumb in the air.
[Edited on 9-29-2009 by rdrrm8e]
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toneart
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Loose Ends...
There are a lot of holes in this story. Some people are ignoring what others have written immediately before them. So I will try to connect the dots
from the last few posts:
Paulina met a "gorgeous blond". It is not clear what their relationship was, or when Paulina dropped out of the picture. Anyway, she will have to come
back to fill in that part of the story.
Cypress said, "..When she gave me that sweet smile I..."
The next poster never did pick that up, so here is what I think happened: The blond (who was not really a blonde) was skinny dipping. The discrepancy
in her hair mismatch was as glaring as the the strange mismatch with former U.S. Ambassador to The U.N. John Bolton's mustache, which was obviously
NOT communicating with his weird head rug.
When she smiled, our "I" protagonist also took off his bathing suit and also dipped into the water. The people who stole their car approached the
beach to steal their belongings on the beach while the couple were out swimming. The couple in the water were (ahem) preoccupied and so they never saw
the guys on the beach. The thieves stole their clothes, which contained all their money and they also ran off with their bathing suits. The car keys
were in our protagonist's pocket. The opportunity was there for the thieves to take the vehicle, and they did.
So...cut to the scene on the highway where the two were hitchhiking, NAKED!  Well, as you can imagine, it didn't take long for...
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David K
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... a multi-car pile-up (with a cow) to occur, thanks not only to the distraction of naked hitchhikers, but those eco-tourist riding bikes all in the
same place! Well, thanks for the Green Angel who was there soon after, help was soon at hand. Now, the PROBLEM started when the Federal Highway Police
arrived and everyone was...
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rdrrm8e
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quickly crammed into the dusty patrol car as it whisked off. A few minutes later the sedan, appearing more circus car than official vehicle, skidded
to a stop next to the remains of the Plymouth. The first thing the bound traveler noticed was the back seat upside down next to the car.
He didn't even notice the Baja scarred heel of the blonde woman using his forhead for a stepstool to get out of the police car. The cuffs got tighter
and tighter..........
[Edited on 9-28-2009 by rdrrm8e]
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vandenberg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by rdrrm8e
So the blonde and I headed back up the bluff to the car |
No bluff in my story
Sorry for the hijack....continue....
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Cypress
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she led me to the back of the Pemex and......
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woody with a view
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showed me the shiny new diesel pumps....
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lizard lips
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..... I also noticed that the carpet did not match the drapes and she really was a redhead but that didn't matter after we....
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David K
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... inspected the floor for roaches and spiders...
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Phil S
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and not finding any, rolled out my air mattress and
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bajaguy
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stepped on a left over chicken burrito from..........
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DavidT
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Randy the midgets first time with the Amazon hooker. When their nose to nose his toes are in it, toes to toes his nose is in it. And hip to hip
there's...
David
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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Paulina
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And hip to hip there's cholla in it, and it didn't feel good at that moment. He wasn't sure how to bring subject to the forefront so he...
ps. on edit; I don't think I'm very good on this endless story scene.
[Edited on 30-9-2009 by Paulina]
\"Well behaved women rarely make history.\" Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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Desertbull
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walked with her down to the beach
DREAM IT! PLAN IT! LIVE IT!
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toneart
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..and he explained as best he could to her that she is a character in the endless story called The Swiss Cheese Chronicles. She didn't get
it.  
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oldjack
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as they morphed into one the subject became
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woody with a view
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full of holes, and the mold began to grow....
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vandenberg
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....which, of course, scared the crap out of them/him/her. Decided to head for the nearest Farmacia and get some Nembutal to clear this up once and
for all. However....
[Edited on 9-30-2009 by vandenberg]
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DanO
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it turned out that the nearest Farmacia was in a Costco, and once there we forgot what we had come in for and instead bought 10 pounds of gummi bears,
a dozen jars of vaseline, a case of scotch and a couple of massage chairs. Later, after we had put these items to good use . . .
\"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.\" -- Frank Zappa
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