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Osprey
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Baja Nomad
Taking a page from Jeff Foxworthy I'll start this new thread in hopes of evoking some humor (without any raunchy stuff). Each post should be like "If
you go camping in Baja, take $300 for beer and $12 for food You Might be a Baja Nomad". You get the picture. How about some laughs?
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Bajagypsy
Super Nomad
Posts: 1416
Registered: 8-31-2006
Location: Bahía Asuncion BCS
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Mood: Living the dream
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If you go back to the prairies in Canada, and casually state to your doctor that you think you have an infection from a sting ray puncture, you might
be a baja nomad.
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Ken Bondy
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Posts: 3326
Registered: 12-13-2002
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If you have more than 2 inches of caked-on mud in the wheelwells of your Escalade, you might be a Baja Nomad.
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tripledigitken
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If you have a bright red Hummer H1, with flames, and don't forget the lifting hooks, you might be a..........................................Baja
Nomad.
[Edited on 3-29-2007 by tripledigitken]
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bajaandy
Senior Nomad
Posts: 769
Registered: 2-7-2004
Location: North County
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Mood: Adventurous
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You might be a Baja Nomad if...............................
You find little Baja indigenous plants growing where you wash out your gear after you get home from a Baja surf trip.
subvert the dominant paradigm
"If you travel with a man, you must either fall out with him or make him your good friend."
JBL Noel
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Sharksbaja
Elite Nomad
Posts: 5814
Registered: 9-7-2004
Location: Newport, Mulege B.C.S.
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If your friends back home comment on the unmistakeable odors emanating from you and yer gear, well, you're busted as a BajaNomad.
DON\'T SQUINT! Give yer eyes a break!
Try holding down [control] key and toggle the [+ and -] keys
Viva Mulege!
Nomads\' Sunsets
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Taco de Baja
Super Nomad
Posts: 1913
Registered: 4-14-2004
Location: Behind the Orange Curtain, CA
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Mood: Dreamin' of Baja
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If you can honestly answer "Just dust", when the ICE agent asks, "What are you brining back from Mexico?"
Truth generally lies in the coordination of antagonistic opinions
-Herbert Spencer
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Ken Bondy
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Posts: 3326
Registered: 12-13-2002
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| Quote: | Originally posted by tripledigitken
If you have a bright red Hummer H1, with flames, and don't forget the lifting hooks, you might be a..........................................Baja
Nomad. |
Sounds familiar. Guilty!! 
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DanO
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Posts: 1923
Registered: 8-26-2003
Location: Not far from the Pacific
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If you spend hours at work daydreaming about who makes the best fish tacos, carnitas, tortas or any other Mexican road food, you are, without
question, a BajaNomad. (You are also a useless excuse for an employee who should be placed on leave and sent to Baja until you shape up. Please see
your supervisor immediately.)
\"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.\" -- Frank Zappa
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Bajagypsy
Super Nomad
Posts: 1416
Registered: 8-31-2006
Location: Bahía Asuncion BCS
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Mood: Living the dream
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DanO, as my supervisor would never agree to sending me back to my correct home (Baja), I was wondering, could you please temp as a supervisor?
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Mexitron
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Posts: 3397
Registered: 9-21-2003
Location: Fort Worth, Texas
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If your last trip was two years ago and you now live in Fort Worth, Texas and you still haven't cleaned the red dust inside the truck from the last
Baja trip your a Nomad
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bajaandy
Senior Nomad
Posts: 769
Registered: 2-7-2004
Location: North County
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You might be a Nomad if.......
You have to check with the Sacred Society of the Secret Spots before going on a trip to the Seven Sisters!
subvert the dominant paradigm
"If you travel with a man, you must either fall out with him or make him your good friend."
JBL Noel
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Pompano
Elite Nomad
Posts: 8194
Registered: 11-14-2004
Location: Bay of Conception and Up North
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IF you think you recognize the same dogs on trips down the Baja Road.......you might be a Nomad.
[Edited on 3-29-2007 by Pompano]
I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me.
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DanO
Super Nomad
Posts: 1923
Registered: 8-26-2003
Location: Not far from the Pacific
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Bajagypsy
DanO, as my supervisor would never agree to sending me back to my correct home (Baja), I was wondering, could you please temp as a supervisor?
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Absolutely. You're fired. You have 24 hours to pack your truck and get out of Dodge. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
\"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.\" -- Frank Zappa
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Diver
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If you have a "GOT BAJA" sticker on your rig.
If David K had your picture on his website.
If you know who JR Baja is.
If you drive an F350 all year just so you can tow your rig to Baja.
If you have pesos in you truck all year.
If you have a case of Baja beer empties to return next trip.
If you laugh at Bob's jokes.
If you bought the T-shirt.
Oh, I could go on..... 
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Bajagypsy
Super Nomad
Posts: 1416
Registered: 8-31-2006
Location: Bahía Asuncion BCS
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Mood: Living the dream
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Thank you DanO that is just what I needed to here!
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capitolkat
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Posts: 510
Registered: 3-9-2006
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If the name on your NCAA March Madness pool is HaHa Baja
Life is too short to drink bad wine
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k1w1
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Posts: 76
Registered: 8-28-2006
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if you're driving north (on your way outta there) with Los Tigres Del Norte blasting on the stereo and tears in your eyes well ....
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Packoderm
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Posts: 2116
Registered: 11-7-2002
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If your fish aquarium features a dessert scene - you just might be a Baja Nomad.
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Skipjack Joe
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Posts: 8086
Registered: 7-12-2004
Location: Bahia Asuncion
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if you can name all of David K's relatives
.... and how many fish they caught at Morro Santo Domingo.
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