backninedan
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Tequila
This is funny as hell and parts of it are painfully true. Give it a listen.
Tequila.wmv (738.6 KB)
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Taco de Baja
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I always liked this one
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the whole world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past when you use Tequila, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never
knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try Tequila.
Side effects of Tequila may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play strip
poker, Truth or Dare, or Naked Twister.
Tequila. It's good for what ails you.
Truth generally lies in the coordination of antagonistic opinions
-Herbert Spencer
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baitcast
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I shouldn,t have read this to my wife,she now knows what I,ve been up to
[Edited on 9-18-2007 by baitcast]
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Al G
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Sorry Dan...could not get it to work
Albert G
Remember, if you haven\'t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart, then you are just a sour old fart!....
The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
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BajaGeoff
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Dan,
You need to make the Tequila.wmv into a link so we can access the file from it's location....
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Cypress
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Taco de Baja All of your post has been proven to be true. Tequila tastes like
"moonshine'.
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vandenberg
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Cypress
Taco de Baja All of your post has been proven to be true. Tequila tastes like
"moonshine'. |
Depends what kind of Teguila you drink. My kind tastes like fine cognac
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Cypress
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vandenberg I didn't say moonshine tasted bad.
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jeans
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Taco de Baja
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered 'yes' to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila.
Tequila is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
Tequila can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the whole world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past when you use Tequila, (well shyness anyway) and you will discover many talents you never
knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila.
Tequila may not be right for everyone.
Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila.
However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try Tequila.
Side effects of Tequila may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, drymouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play strip
poker, Truth or Dare, or Naked Twister.
Tequila. It's good for what ails you. |
http://youtube.com/watch?v=UoLdONp-enc
There are more disclaimers on this version
Mom always told me to be different - Now she says...Not THAT different
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