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[*] posted on 11-12-2011 at 11:42 AM
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IMPORTANT NOTICE TO PHYSICIANS

CONFIDENTIAL

Subject: New contamination



Recent studies conducted on "delirium tremens" indicate that in certain cases of this disease can be transmitted amongst humans. We foresee a possible contamination in most areas of Northern Baja California, Mexico. Cases have already been reported in Ensenada (13), Rosarito Beach (12), Tijuana (24), Tecate (19), Mexicali (12) and more recently in San Felipe (39).



It was observed that the subjects examined were regular consumers of wine made from locally grown grapes. Most (97.6%) of the subjects would encounter serious problems with their vision when having gone without wine for 1 to 2 days, on average.



Extended periods without wine could seriously affect the individuals reading capabilities. The subjects also feel a trembling sensation. In extreme cases, individuals would start to hallucinate and see colored specks when staring at an object for extended periods.



If you encounter any such patients having these symptoms, please contact the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta Georgia, USA (001-404-357-8000) immediately.



Our research to date has resulted in only one certain cure: consumption of Margaritas or at least 6 ounces of Tequila every day.



Please pass this document on to everyone you believe at risk.
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[*] posted on 11-12-2011 at 12:10 PM


It's spreading like wildfire in BCS too......



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[*] posted on 11-12-2011 at 03:46 PM


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