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[*] posted on 3-30-2020 at 07:50 AM
Coronavirus humor


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[*] posted on 3-30-2020 at 11:26 AM


Too soon?

Most humour seems to be based on another person's misfortune (banana peel) or predicament...

And a lot of what used to be funny gets snared in the notion of "politically incorrect" these days....so some humour is banished to the dungeons of "you can't laugh at that anymore" (not necessarily a bad perspective when folks claim to "being mindful").

Dark humour has its place....

P.S. I didn't get the Van Gogh reference....or did his mask slip cuz he cut off an ear?




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[*] posted on 3-30-2020 at 12:04 PM


Had Coronavirus, now have lyme's disease :biggrin:



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[*] posted on 3-30-2020 at 04:19 PM


Vincent would have solved that problem

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[*] posted on 3-30-2020 at 06:46 PM


Good one !!!

Heck, I've been that way looong before this quarantine !!

And that's the truth..... I wanted to be a chef when young but became a Plumber and caught um at the "other end "

So cooking is now a hobby that I SO enjoy !

And as for the drinking well X-Navy , in construction my whole life , and all the tasty Margaritas y Pacifico's up and down Baja , helped a lot !!!



[Edited on 3-31-2020 by Paco Facullo]




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[*] posted on 3-30-2020 at 10:12 PM
Learning Something New (and Trivial ?) Each Day


Learning today, as a result of our continuing COVID-19 grocery safaris and Web research ................. that there are (15) different flavors of SPAM !

Although many are only offered in limited world markets, winning the least popular award locally appears to be Hickory Smoke followed by Turkey. Both still available in quantity when other unappealing flavors and the Classic in the small (7 oz.) overpriced cans have sold out.







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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 06:38 AM


There's actually a Spam Museum
in Minnesota.
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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 07:54 AM
WARNING!


"coronamike" has posted several replies on this thread! Sanitize your keyboard and wash your hands before proceeding to the next post!



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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 08:50 AM


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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 04:01 PM



Results of the Corona Virus recession:


My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.


Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.


If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.


Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.


Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.


My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!


A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.


A picture is now only worth 200 words.


When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.


The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.




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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 04:14 PM
beegees stayin' inside


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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 07:50 PM
Asking for a Friend


Is it OK to take a shower now, or do we have to just keep washing our hands?
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[*] posted on 3-31-2020 at 11:46 PM


Quote: Originally posted by SunDevil  
Is it OK to take a shower now, or do we have to just keep washing our hands?


:rolleyes: ...... as long as you shave your palms...... :rolleyes:




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