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Skipjack Joe
 
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Coronavirus humor 
 
 
Please add yours. 
 
 
 
  
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motoged
 
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Too soon? 
 
Most humour seems to be based on another person's misfortune  (banana peel) or predicament... 
 
And a lot of what used to be funny gets snared in the notion of "politically incorrect" these days....so some humour is banished to the dungeons of
"you can't laugh at that anymore"  (not necessarily a bad perspective when folks claim to "being mindful"). 
 
Dark humour has its place.... 
 
P.S.  I didn't get the Van Gogh reference....or did his mask slip cuz he cut off an ear?
 
 
 
 
Don't believe everything you think.... 
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BajaTed
 
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Had Coronavirus, now have lyme's disease  
 
 
 
 
Es Todo Bueno 
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coronamike
 
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4x4abc
 
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Vincent would have solved that problem 
 
  
 
 
 
 
Harald Pietschmann 
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Marc
 
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Paco Facullo
 
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Good one  !!! 
 
Heck, I've been that way looong before this quarantine !! 
 
And that's the truth.....  I wanted to be a chef when young but became a Plumber and caught um at the "other end " 
 
So cooking is now a hobby that I SO enjoy ! 
 
And as for the drinking well X-Navy ,  in construction my whole life ,  and all the tasty Margaritas y Pacifico's up and down Baja , helped a lot !!! 
 
 
 
[Edited on 3-31-2020 by Paco Facullo]
 
 
 
 
Since I've given up all hope, I feel much better 
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Skipjack Joe
 
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BajaBlanca
 
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MrBillM
 
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Learning Something New (and Trivial ?) Each Day 
 
 
Learning today, as a result of our continuing COVID-19 grocery safaris and Web research ................. that there are
(15) different flavors of SPAM !  
 
Although many are only offered in limited world markets, winning the least popular award locally appears to be Hickory Smoke
followed by Turkey.  Both still available in quantity when other unappealing flavors and the Classic in the small
(7 oz.) overpriced  cans have sold out. 
 
 
 
 
 
     
 
[Edited on 3-31-2020 by MrBillM]
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coronamike
 
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There's actually a Spam Museum 
in Minnesota. 
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Marc
 
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coronamike
 
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AKgringo
 
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WARNING! 
 
 
"coronamike" has posted several replies on this thread!  Sanitize your keyboard and wash your hands before proceeding to the next post!
 
 
 
 
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space! 
 
"Could do better if he tried!"  Report card comments from most of my grade school teachers.  Sadly, still true! 
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bent-rim
 
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"Boomer Remover"
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coronamike
 
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Ouch
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ncampion
 
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Results of the Corona Virus recession: 
 
 
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 
 
 
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. 
 
 
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. 
 
 
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 
 
 
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. 
 
 
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. 
 
 
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! 
 
 
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. 
 
 
A picture is now only worth 200 words. 
 
 
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. 
 
 
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. 
 
 
 
 
Living Large in Loreto.  Off-grid and happy. 
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bajagregg
 
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beegees stayin' inside 
 
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmUXntGlqFI
 
 
 
 
Traveling Baja for 50 years. 
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SunDevil
 
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Asking for a Friend 
 
 
Is it OK to take a shower now, or do we have to just keep washing our hands?
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bajabuddha
 
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  ...... as long as you shave your palms......  
 
 
 
 
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long! 
 
  86 - 45* 
 
 
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