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Gypsy Jan
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OK, you all
As Ricky Ricardo said to Lucy - "You have some esplaining
do!"
So, well, whatever, I think that there is something here.
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness.”
—Mark Twain
\"La vida es dura, el corazon es puro, y cantamos hasta la madrugada.” (Life is hard, the heart is pure and we sing until dawn.)
—Kirsty MacColl, Mambo de la Luna
\"Alea iacta est.\"
—Julius Caesar
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fishbuck
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Gypsy Jan
Dear Fishbuck,
I hope that you originally posted this thread with the idea of being humorous and with a wish to "bait" (get the irony?) the usual suspects, the
kneejerk or just jerk responders.
I also suspect that you are aware of the meaning of the word "oversharing".
If this lady you are describing is a real person that you have a relationship with, I earnestly believe that you are doing her a great disservice by
dispensing all this intimate detail to an open forum on the internet.
Rant Over, GJ |
Jan, you are probably right. Maybe that's just a little too much info. But, yes I find it somewhat humorous.
It's also a little funny that this is the 2nd girl from Baja that I dated that wanted to give herself a "mommy makeover". The other one lived in La
Paz. She didn't really need it either.
It is an interesting story. There is more to baja than cactus and cervaza. And not all the ladies stand around the stove making tortillas.
I try to share things that are entertaining. Maybe I go a little overboard sometimes.
And your right. These could be made up stories or real. I guess you'll just have to decide that one for yourself.
Titilating isn't it?
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for." J. A. Shedd.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. – Albert Einstein
"Life's a Beach... and then you Fly!" Fishbuck
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Gypsy Jan
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Yes, it is a little "titillating"
For years I listened to the wife of a doctor friend of ours complain that whenever their very hardworking and loyal office staff took their vacations
to go home to TJ, that the ladies came back all "enhanced and then, "even more-enhanced".
She said that they assured her that the doctor was very, very, good, "A lot of Beverly Hills 'ladies' go there".
Last Christmas, she visited that good doctor, "just for a freshening up, you know," and spent two weeks in their house in Baja to "celebrate the
holidays".
Hey, we all have dreams of making things better, some are different than others.
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow mindedness.”
—Mark Twain
\"La vida es dura, el corazon es puro, y cantamos hasta la madrugada.” (Life is hard, the heart is pure and we sing until dawn.)
—Kirsty MacColl, Mambo de la Luna
\"Alea iacta est.\"
—Julius Caesar
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toneart
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Hey! Don't blame me!
I didn't write it. Actually, a woman sent it to me. Thought it might fit in with this string:
Only a Wisconsin man can make a women feel like a woman!!!!!
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane And screamed,
"I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled,
"If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
Memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Wisconsin named Cal stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles
rippled across his chest. She gasped...
Then, he spoke... "Iron this -- and then get me a beer."
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fishbuck
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| Quote: | Originally posted by toneart
I didn't write it. Actually, a woman sent it to me. Thought it might fit in with this string:
Only a Wisconsin man can make a women feel like a woman!!!!!
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane And screamed,
"I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled,
"If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
Memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?"
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a man from Wisconsin named Cal stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles
rippled across his chest. She gasped...
Then, he spoke... "Iron this -- and then get me a beer." |
... and then afterward he said iron this and get me a beer.
"A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for." J. A. Shedd.
A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. – Albert Einstein
"Life's a Beach... and then you Fly!" Fishbuck
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