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MrBillM
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Mask Hysteria
" Your Neighbor's BREATH may cause your DEATH ! "
A mask on your face will save the human race ?
Stay inside often and avoid the coffin ?
" Avoid the mother. Duck and cover " ?
OK, that last one was advice for the '50s Big Blast, but (applying Trumpian logic) anything that was good enough for avoiding
nuclear destruction ought to work for a microscopic virus.
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Lee
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US Marines: providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775.
What I say before any important decision.
F*ck it.
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Marc
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Location: San Francisco & Palm Springs
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MrBillM
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Boris is up on the roof and can't get down ?
Awaiting the next update, the developing saga in the UK reminds one of the (older than me) "Dead Cat" Joke.
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Skipjack Joe
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bajabuddha
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championship.
it's on paperview.
I don't have a BUCKET LIST, but I do have a F***- IT LIST a mile long!
86 - 45*
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Skipjack Joe
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MrBillM
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Bumper-Sticker Humor
Drove down to the convenience store for the Sunday newspapers a short while back and (according to the wife) they were selling Bumper
Stickers at the counter which read:
" My Parents went on Vacation and All They Brought Home was Corona Virus
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4x4abc
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Happy Easter!
Harald Pietschmann
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4x4abc
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last week
Harald Pietschmann
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AKgringo
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Location: Anchorage, AK (no mas!)
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Corona virus health tip!
Wear a Dallas Cowboy jersey,
You won't catch anything!
Sent to me by my brother, I couldn't post the dropped pass pic.
[Edited on 4-14-2020 by AKgringo]
If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space!
"Could do better if he tried!" Report card comments from most of my grade school teachers. Sadly, still true!
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thebajarunner
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Location: Arizona....."Free at last from crumbling Cali
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Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill Day. Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all clear. You’re welcome!
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
You think it’s bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers…
This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars, and keep men at home!!!
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We
have snacks,we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Day 20 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This iswhy I chew the furniture!”
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
I swear my fridge just said “what do you want now?”
When this is over…what meeting do I attend first…Weight Watchers or AA?
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del mar
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MrBillM
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Grocery Store Adventures
This Corona Virus has given new meaning to an old saw ...........
"Shop 'til You Drop !"
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Lee
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US Marines: providing enemies of America an opportunity to die for their country since 1775.
What I say before any important decision.
F*ck it.
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MrBillM
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Catchy COVID Motto ?
From MI GOV Whitmer:
" Better six feet apart than six feet under ! "
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wilderone
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Quarantine, Day 16:
Neighbor says her home-schooling for two sons is going as expected: 2 students suspended for fighting, and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
Quarantine, Day 17:
This morning I saw my neighbor talking to his dog. It was obvious that he thought the dog understood him. I came into my house, told my cat, Roxy,
all about it..... we laughed a lot.
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MrBillM
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What ME Worry ?
"The only thing that we have to fear is a lack of Beer !"
As a member of the most-vulnerable age group and whose encounters with the Cold and Flu viruses since early childhood have (Always)
been severe and (at times) near-terminal, my attitude is ................ F-ck IT ! The odds are against me and best case,
I don't have that many good days left, anyway.
I am living as close to a normal day (coming and going) as circumstances allow and I intend to continue to do do until forced to do
otherwise. Adjusting as necessary.
Granted, unlike many, MY normal activities don't involve social-interaction. Being mandated to stay from people (except for
"essential services") is something of a gift.
Driving up ayer to feed the critters and take my trailer out of storage for another back-and-forth 30-day camping cycle, I'm about to head
out the door and back up the mountain to setup and commune with nature while staying as far away from every person that I can.
Follow MY example, enjoy the outdoors (armed and) isolated. Virus spread" will be minimal. Happy days will be here again. Maybe, in
a decade or so.
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John Harper
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John
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elgatoloco
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https://youtu.be/P-qKl4LIabA
MAGA
Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
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