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[*] posted on 1-14-2013 at 09:31 AM


Tom decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Tom gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?" "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife." "Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I Wasn’t”




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[*] posted on 1-18-2013 at 03:53 PM


What does one sagging boob say to the other ?



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[*] posted on 1-18-2013 at 05:54 PM


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What does one sagging boob to the other ?



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